Fellas... if you're circumcised, you're autistic according to RFK Jr. Because, they gave you Tylenol after the procedure! #ICantMakeThisUp

#hatersareyourbiggestfans #cantcompetewhereyoudontcompare #keepscrollin #xx #icantmakethisup #runner #running #runningmotivation

Retail and food service workers, what’s the wildest customer interaction you’ve ever had? 👀 Like… the ones that make you question reality. I need the tea, the chaos, the Walmart at 2AM energy. 🫣😂 Drop your stories!
#CustomerChronicles #RetailLife #FoodServiceFails #ICantMakeThisUp #Storytime

Last night after work I fully thought I locked my keys in my car and was spiraling… only to find out a coworker accidentally took them home 😭💀

Honestly this feels like a deleted scene from a sitcom.
#LateNightChaos #KeyDrama #RetailLife #ICantMakeThisUp

Just got out of a ‘retraining’ where I learned absolutely nothing except how to restrain myself from rage quitting. Love being told how to do my job... by the people who wrote the broken script in the first place.
#CorporateClownery #YallNeedRetraining #ICantMakeThisUp

What I appreciate about this administration so far is the fact that they are making sure we all know how ridiculous they are. Texting war plans to a JOURNALIST!?!? I can't.

#secretaryofdefense #idiots #callyourreps #politics #ridiculous #icantmakethisup #isthisreallife #whatishappening

#kevinhart #icantmakethisup #blackhistorymonth #blackhistorymatters #blacklivesmatter #bhm #blackpower #blacklove #blackpride #blackmen #blackwomen #blackculture #blackisbeautiful #betonblack #diversity #equity #inclusion #empowerment #activism #resilience #dreambig #nograyarea ✊🏾

Speak English… 🤔 Hablo español! Y? #seriously #icantmakethisup #language #english #spanish #skylight

So according to X's (formerly known as Twitter) AI-
Elon Musk is the biggest spreader of misinformation/disinformation on his platform... #IcantMakeThisUp

True story: I tweeted @mashable's semi-snarky article on #Alphabet, and then my browser crashed. I use @googlechrome. #icantmakethisup

So the other day I gave Peter's bathroom a complete hose down. He said "Nooo, all my beautiful filth!" #icantmakethisup