Cheddar sits, wearing a green plaid tie with snowflakes. His eyes are big and he has a remorseful expression on his face.

Sorwy dat I stinked da hous
Wen I maked dat big poop
It so stinky mama gagged
Wen she went in to skoop

Sorwy, santy, pleez forgib
I hopes dat yoo still come
Understand it not my falt
For wat comes out my bum!

#CheddarPoetry #StinkedUpDaHous #Poopy #IDidNotBuryIt