Figgy sits tall on the bed, looking up at the camera with an innocent expression

Me and Fig be on da bed
Wen mama moobs her feet
I ses Figgy, dat a zom!
Go get it under sheet!

Figgy looks, all kurryus
Until I turn to say
Dat mama's feet, dey taste like chips!
He bite dem rite away

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