Cheddar sits on a perch on the cat tree. He's crouched somewhat, looking downwards, and appears kittenish; his head looks disproportionately large for his his body.

Mama ses I look so small
In pikchur dat she take
But I not baby, I is big
Dis pikchur, it be fake!

It be weal, dat she klame
I ses dat it not me
It not nice to tell such lies
Lots sorwy she shud be

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