Pictures: jockeys perform a war dance in a circle around Bill, who is seated on a throne; a jockey punches Graeme in the knee, then climbs a ladder to punch him higher up! Lyrics: I’m small, I’m small, I’m irretrievably small Oh, look at me: I’m so wee I’m hardly here at all I’m cute, minute, and very tiny to boot Oh, please don’t hurt me: I’m small, I’m small, I’m small
The jockey uprising plays out to “I’m Small”—a ditty so lyrically apt, one boggles to think that its gibbon kazoo-scratch arrangement is actually a reworking of Bill's music-hall novelty song from ‘Distinctly Oddie’ (1967), and, before that, ISIRTA 4.2 (1966). #Goodies50 #ISIRTA