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Ok, I get they’re trying to appeal to the audience of the facility - but that’s just awful.

And if they ever play anything from Frozen… #IceMoonPrison for the whole orchestra is appropriate.

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People who take their footwear off on the train. #IceMoonPrison

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Mail software (Apple Mail, Outlook, …) which actively obscures the _actual_ email address you’re sending or receiving from, or makes what you paste into the To: field an un-editable pill → #icemoonprison

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Home handyman update: annual 60-min fight with the dumpster fire that is Samsung SmartThings, reconnecting it to the piece-of-shit Samsung Wi-Fi module on my aircon #IceMoonPrison

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this is why #IceMoonPrison was incepted

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People who don’t use headphones, or have their headphones way too loud, on public transport. #IceMoonPrison

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People who miss the point. #IceMoonPrison

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People who spell Hallowe’en without the apostrophe. #icemoonprison

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So I see that I can download a .CSV version of a statement from [REDACTED].

I open it up in Excel and it looks a tad crappy, then I notice an important thing.

What is missing from the .CSV?

Commas, there are none at all.

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People having loud speaker phone on conversations in airport lounges #icemoonprison

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Where's the Ice Moon Prison bot when you need it? #icemoonprison

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"lol" #IceMoonPrison

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If I can hear, smell, taste, or touch you from the comfort of my own home and I didn't invite you in…

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What’s with people who have to touch every piece of fruit, squeezing and prodding, before they buy it, and effectively spreading their germs, bruising it, and ruining for everybody else? #getinthebin #icemoonprison

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People who refuse to check in their clearly oversized bags #IceMoonPrison

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You forgot #icemoonprison

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people providing a weekly e-mail update by replying to their previous week's update...since october 2021. #icemoonprison

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#icemoonprison for a thousand years, I think

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Designers of toys that sing a song or play a few bars of music every time their paw/back/button is pressed. #iceMoonPrison

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Email lists that – when you unsubscribe – send you another email to confirm you have been unsubscribed, asking if it was a mistake. #IceMoonPrison

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People in a super long queue.who wait until they’re at the counter before discussing what to get. #icemoonprison

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