Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 slutty, slutty years

#IdesOfMarch #IdesPosting #Caesar #nice

Penny-an a (Tumblr): I think the rain why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassins is for this very simple reason: 1 guy stabs 1 guy: Not funny. That's murder. 2 Guys Stan 1 guy: even less funny. That's 2 against 1. 60 his stab 1 guy: Uproariously funny. Why do you need so many guys? emmikay (Tumblr): 60 guys only manage to stab the 1 guy 23 times: I can't fucking breathe I'm laughing too hard, you suck at this

The #IdesPosting will continue until morale improves (or until Caesar gets stabbed ~23 times by ~60 guys)

#Ides #IdesOfMarch #Caesar #Brutus

They scheduled the Oscars on the same day as the Ides of March for a reason...

If all the Oscar winners do not get knives with which to stab a bunch of trash bags in the shape of a man for our amusement, are they really even winners???

#IdesOfMarch #IdesPosting #Oscars #Caesar #Brutus #EtTu

Transcendentalist on Tumblr: Sorry, I'm booked all weekend Friday (Knife + Jason Vorhees from Friday 13th) Saturday: (Knife + pie) Sunday: (Knife + Caesar in a toga)

Phew! Busy weekend almost over!

#Friday13 #PiDay #IdesOfMarch #IdesPosting

me getting a goose egg of a smack on my forearm cause of the wind closing my door hard:

"Et tu, Prius?"

#idesposting #BewareTheIdesOfMarch