Cutting off the nose to spite the face. #stupidleaders #idiocracyinaction
The King of “You’re Fired” has clearly retired. Too old and weak to admit his cabinet is full of idiotic buffoons. #AmericanGenocide #BoycottAmerica #IdiocracyInAction
Congress just proposed a bill requiring AI influencers to disclose they’re not real, meanwhile, actual politicians still pretend to be competent.
#IdiocracyInAction #WelcomeToTheFutureSponsoredByBrawndo
Recent NOAA layoffs leave us understaffed to handle a Texas storm crisis. It’s like a bad reality show: ‘Survivor: Meteorology Edition,’ where the twist is, there are no survivors. Who needs experts when we can wing it?
#IdiocracyInAction #ScienceIsForChumps
Allowing Elon Musk’s team to oversee EPA spending is like hiring Brawndo’s marketing team to manage the environment. Sure, it’s got what plants crave—until the crops stop growing.
#IdiocracyInAction #ButItHasWhatBudgetCutsCrave
Making English the official language while cutting language assistance programs sounds like something straight out of President Camacho’s dream of ‘simplified governance.’
#IdiocracyInAction #JustSpeakAmerican
Executive orders that deny student loan forgiveness for undefined ‘improper activities’ seem more concerned with making headlines than making sense. Next up: a Secretary of Education sponsored by Mountain Dew?
#IdiocracyInAction #WelcomeToCostcoIWillNotEnjoyIt
Congress just spent an hour debating TikTok bans while infrastructure crumbles. Next, are we letting YouTube comments shape foreign policy?
#IdiocracyInAction #WelcomeToCostcoIWillNotEnjoyIt
Health Secretary RFK Jr.‘s move to cut public input on health policies feels like Brawndo’s ‘It’s got electrolytes!’ logic. Who needs expert advice when we can wing it?
#IdiocracyInAction #TrustTheExperts
President Trump’s 25% tariffs on Canada and Mexico, coupled with a 20% hike on Chinese imports, seem like a page from President Camacho’s economic playbook. Next, are we expecting Brawndo to solve the trade deficit?
#IdiocracyInAction #ButItHasElectrolytes
President Trump appoints wrestling magnate Linda McMahon as Secretary of Education, aiming to downsize the department. What’s next, tag-team matches for school funding?
#IdiocracyInAction #SmackdownCurriculum
President Trump’s announcement of a U.S. Crypto Strategic Reserve, including Bitcoin and Solana, feels like Brawndo sponsoring our economy. Are electrolytes next on the agenda?
#IdiocracyInAction #ButItHasCrypto
The decision to prioritize flashy headlines over actual policy is straight out of President Camacho’s playbook. It’s like we’ve replaced reason with ‘Mountain Dew for Secretary of Education.’
#WelcomeToCostcoIWillNotEnjoyIt #IdiocracyInAction
Preach @adammockler.bsky.social Preach! It's sad to think how many people voted for Trump, just because he came on this clown's show! #idiocracyinaction