a man is playing a guitar on a stage in front of a drummer . ALT: a man is playing a guitar on a stage in front of a drummer .

Even #IfThingsDontGoMyWay, R U gonna?

#IfThingsDontGoMyWay I will have to find a new job because I can't catch those Smurfs

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#IfThingsDontGoMyWay I will have to speak to the manager-Karen

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I always look on the bright side #IfThingsDontGoMyWay

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#IfThingsDontGoMyWay I use the nuke football

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#IfThingsDontGoMyWay You're gonna 🎵🎸

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#IfThingsDontGoMyWay Tantrum

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I'll try to forget #IfThingsDontGoMyWay

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#IfThingsDontGoMyWay there are ways to fix that

#IfThingsDontGoMyWay it's basically what I expected.

#IfThingsDontGoMyWay
I look forward to saying:

"I told you so!!!" 🙄

#IfThingsDontGoMyWay I let loose with a profanity laced tirade.

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#IfThingsDontGoMyWay, I call, email, and fax my U.S. Senators and the Congressman who is supposed to represent me…

relentlessly.

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#IfThingsDontGoMyWay I'll try again

Zeus

#IfThingsDontGoMyWay
You'll get a thunderbolt.

#IfThingsDontGoMyWay

I'll laugh

And you'll sing

Get ready

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@calendargirlbot.bsky.social
#IfThingsDontGoMyWay
but I was able to show some kindness today,
I still have something to be glad about.

#IfThingsDontGoMyWay

I'll remain philosophical

#IfThingsDontGoMyWay it’s usually because Mom found out about it. 😬

#IfThingsDontGoMyWay I'll think of something to make my point. 😏😏

#IfThingsDontGoMyWay it's time for my walking boots! 😏

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#IfThingsDontGoMyWay 🐶 Side eye

#IfThingsDontGoMyWay I wine.

#IfThingsDontGoMyWay I try my best to “Keep Calm and Carry On” (although that can be quite a challenge #anxiety)

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#IfThingsDontGoMyWay I don't get mad. I get stabby.

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