Beth Reed ✨⛵️

@sparklyseaster.bsky.social

1 month ago

If you have a job that requires you to tail people, why not use a car that can rotate through its headlight signatures?! You can’t change the exact position, but no one remembers that, anyway. Go from yellow to halogen to a different yellow…. NO ONE will notice!
#spyshit #spytactics #ImBrilliant

msingwu

@msingwu.bsky.social

10 months ago

tired: your bully is jealous

inspired: because you, unlike that miserable jerk, aren't stuck with their shit company 24/7

#enlightenedThoughts #imBrilliant???

Mary Rajotte

@maryrajotte.bsky.social

14 years ago

Cocoa and orange extract in my coffee makes it taste like a melted Terry's Chocolate Orange #imbrilliant