A black sharpie held upright writing out, your hands are full of blood, surrounded with blood spatters, and the sharpie is surrounded by hot, pink and orange stars and in (the imaginary magic sharpie), referencing Pope Leo's statement about God not hearing prayers of the war monger, and Trump's imaginary conversation the sharpie company about pens

Jesus' Sharpie
#popeleo #sharpie #imaginaryconversations #delusionaldonald #dailysketch #sketchbookx #nowar

Lu: I just want someone to love me for me and to have a family one day...

me: guess what? i've got that for you in every timeline.

Lu: Really?

me: yes. you get a happy ending in every story. ^u^

Lu: ...I don't trust you.

me: you shouldn't! :D

#VeilOfStarlight #ImaginaryConversations

Three posts in succession of an imaginary conversation: Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires! Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price. Me: yes, I know how shops work. Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay. Me: Yees, I know how US taxes work, too. Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do! Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too, goddammit.

I mean, no lies detected.

#FernJunk #Capitalism #ImaginaryConversations