#InMyNextLife
I hope things are much easier 😉

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#InMyNextLife I won't be late for hashtag games.

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#InMyNextLife I'll try to stop myself from doing stupid things again by giving myself reminders

#InMyNextLife I will try to be more patient.

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I've lost count .....

#InMyNextLife I'll rock

I will never be able to explain how/why we elected a deranged, "very stable genius." #InMyNextLife

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#InMyNextLife Again?

#InMyNextLife I shall try to be more chill.

#InMyNextLife I'll be a morning person.

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I'll have even more bling! 🤩🤩🤩

#InMyNextLife I'll make better decisions. 😜

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#InMyNextLife Train driver. 🚂

#InMyNextLife I will come back as a billionaire. Clearly. I didn’t read the brochure last time.

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I should start a cookie blog. #inmynextlife