"Glitterpoof and the other guys drank eggnog with their cocoa last night. Things got crazy. At the morning meeting they told the workshop there was a no tolerance policy for yellowing snowmen and Santa was pissed. Glitterpoof laughed. Hate him! Merriment over mischief 4 eva!"
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"Why do I bother keeping a diary? Santa sees everything."
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A deeply touching story

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Today I saw Jellibeana get swallowed alive by a barn owl. Surely it isn't a coincidence Jellibeana was coordinating Union efforts in Workhouse 228...

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And a Ho Ho Ho-rrible joke.

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When Jason takes yo mama jokes too seriously #InTheElfDiaries

Ken better stop leaving his girl unattended #InTheElfDiaries

So many cookies, a lot of cocoa, but the milk is probably what did it, especially if they're lactose intolerant.

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Oh, wait!

It says "Diaries!"

I misread that.

Sorry.

an elf on the shelf is dancing on a christmas ball . ALT: an elf on the shelf is dancing on a christmas ball .

#InTheElfDiaries what was really seen while on that shelf is behind a paywall

an elf on the shelf with a dr.squatch logo in the background ALT: an elf on the shelf with a dr.squatch logo in the background

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Some stuff is quite sick

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