Yeah, like he does sometimes think of new phrases, but obviously writes them on a bit of paper to repeat at the end of every single phone call. A draw is a defeat. #InThisCityYouDontGetTime

Alan Partridge puts his hand to his earpiece, and is informed that Roger Moore has just passed Heston Services on his way to Television Centre.

Fake t-shirt saying, “IN THIS CITY YOU DON'T GET TIME”.

Anyway congratulations to Paisley St. Mirren, but I’m sure Wilfried Nancy will get time to turn it round, cause it’s only been a week, and eh, wait… I’m just hearing… #InThisCityYouDontGetTime

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Yaaaaaaaasssssssss. #InThisCityYouDontGetTime

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Caught Wilfried Nancy’s first post-match promo as Celtic boss. Perfectly polite, but already he’s slipping into Clement-isms, saying the performance was the most important thing and they performed well so actually it’s fine.

Does… does he know where he is…? 😲 #InThisCityYouDontGetTime

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Well that was epic. Good luck to Martin O’Neill against Falkirk tomorrow (how is that sentence appearing on Bluesky? Is it 2002?) If he drops points at any stage, his coat will be on a shoogly peg.

Because… *crowd chants along* #InThisCityYouDontGetTime

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Same month! Surely first time ever. 😵‍💫 #InThisCityYouDontGetTime

A Celtic fan and Rangers fan hold hands and run through the hills.

Last night’s SSB was a joy. Queues of Rangers fans gruffly shouting that their manager is a joke and their board should be sacked, interspersed with Celtic fans saying the same. #InThisCityYouDontGetTime

(One Rangers guy managed to say “know what ah mean” 17 times in a minute, incredible scenes.)

New York Times article last week: “Danny Rohl second to pull out from Rangers manager job running after Steven Gerrard The German was interviewed by the club's hierarchy after leaving Sheffield Wednesday in...”

BBC Sport today: “Rangers end manager search by appointing Rohl Rangers end their search for a new head coach by appointing former Sheffield Wednesday manager Danny Rohl.”

Has any human being ever ruled themselves out of a managerial hunt then ruled themselves back in? #Rengers #InThisCityYouDontGetTime

What just happened?!? Is the caller definitely still alive? #Shellick #InThisCityYouDontGetTime

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Super Scoreboard tomorrow will have to be four hours long, and it still won’t have time for Albion Rovers’ 10-0 win over Barcelona, Ayr Utd’s stunning comeback victory on Mars or Brendan Rodgers’ arrest for headbutting a sheep. #InThisCityYouDontGetTime

Glasgow Times (is it not called the Evening Times?) reports a, “Major Kevin Muscat to Rangers twist as ‘fears of late collapse' emerge”.

Super Scoreboard is often so dull I give it a wide berth, but tomorrow could be an all-timer.

Glaswegian men bristling and on the verge of greeting, everywhere you look (listen). Can I sit at the back of the studio? #Rengers #Shellick #InThisCityYouDontGetTime

BBC live text of St. Mirren vs. Rangers quotes Steven “Thommo” Thomson: “You don’t get time in Paisley”.

New slightly-more-rubbish variation of “In Glasgow You Don’t Get Time” just dropped. #InThisCityYouDontGetTime

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Drink every time a Super Scoreboard / Sportsound / Open All Mics pundit says #InThisCityYouDontGetTime.

(Could be a new badass catchphrase for Glasgow ahead of the Commonwealth Games, now that folk are fed up of “People Make Glasgow”? #Shellick #Rengers)