Stede: "Why when I wear a fanny pack the children call me 'an absolute embarasement', but when 'uncle Izzly' wears it he is 'retro and cool'?!"
Mary: "There, there."

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“I made a punch!

And we drank it all!”

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Lucius- "I don't get paid enough for this"

Stede- "Your pay is significantly higher than the industry standard for your position!"

Lucius- "I still don't get paid enough for this"

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Izzy naked from the waist up, sweaty and hot: "Fuck me if I'm wrong but-" Lucius: "You're wrong. Who wants to go first?" and all crew in the picture raising their hands

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Stede: Do you think you could take a vampire. Izzy (whittling): In a fight? Yes. *looks up to Stede*: "The other way... also yes."

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“And if you DO like stuff it’s perfectly okay to be unhinged about it.” — Stede Bonnet, probably.

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