#InsteadOfGoogling first check that one kitchen drawer that contains all miscellaneous bits and bobs known to man, it should be next to the drawer crammed full with carrier bags
#InsteadOfGoogling try reading!
#InsteadOfGoogling ask me, my wife seems to think I know all..
People should watch a TikTok video where a diehard MAGA
follower consults their "Magic 8-Ball" for the real answer...
#GoogleCommemorationDay
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#HashtagGames
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#InsteadOfGoogling don't contact @sidneypaget.bsky.social he will turn your message into a hashtag
#InsteadOfGoogling take minute to think
#InsteadOfGoogling Read a book
#InsteadOfGoogling Jump up and down waive your Knickers in the air
#InsteadOfGoogling On a screen, print out the internet so youβve always got it to hand.
#InsteadOfGoogling Read a bookβ¦..
#InsteadOfGoogling Relax, make a cup of tea, and play one of @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social excellent hashta games
#InsteadOfGoogling Ask @donquiotext.bsky.social
#InsteadOfGoogling Ask someone older, wiser, learnedβ¦.and if Iβm not available you can google
#InsteadOfGoogling ask an owl
#InsteadOfGoogling ask the missus, she knows everything
#InsteadOfGoogling Ask Jeevesπ€¦ββοΈ
#InsteadOfGoogling ask the ouija board whether you should follow RFK Jr's advice.
#InsteadOfGoogling buy an encyclopedia, good for pub quizzes, boring your friends and propping up a wonky table.
#InsteadOfGoogling ask the fifth dentist. That man refused the bribe. The other four are in the pocket of Big Chewing Gum.
#InsteadOfGoogling Ask the fish.
#InsteadOfGoogling go old school, use an Encyclopedia
#InsteadOfGoogling, use Duck Duck Go.
Google is untrustworthy.
duckduckgo.com
#InsteadOfGoogling βGo look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls!β
#InsteadOfGoogling Phone a friend
#InsteadOfGoogling
Ask yer granny.
#InsteadOfGoogling Go library
#InsteadOfGoogling Yodel
#InsteadOfGoogling Know thingsπ€¦ββοΈ
#InsteadOfGoogling
Try more canoodling