#insultoftheweek
During a school trip I had organised everything for, with a student I have taught many times:
Mayor: "And who is this teacher?" (points to me)
Student: "Dunno, guess she helps out a bit sometimes."
Grrrrrr!
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During a school trip I had organised everything for, with a student I have taught many times:
Mayor: "And who is this teacher?" (points to me)
Student: "Dunno, guess she helps out a bit sometimes."
Grrrrrr!
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Pupil: "Miss, I used to really like our sessions, but now you have ruined my life."
Me: "Oh gosh, I’m sorry to hear that, what makes you think that?"
Pupil: "You’ve introduced homework."
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Pupil: "Miss, I used to really like our sessions, but now you have ruined my life."
Me: "Oh gosh, I’m sorry to hear that, what makes you think that?"
Pupil: "You’ve introduced homework."
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Pupil: "Miss, I used to really like our sessions, but now you have ruined my life."
Me: "Oh gosh, I’m sorry to hear that, what makes you think that?"
Pupil: "You’ve introduced homework."
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“Miss, can you please f*ck off? I’m trying to learn.”
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“Miss, can you please f*ck off? I’m trying to learn.”
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“Miss, can you please f*ck off? I’m trying to learn.”
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Pupil: "Is that your actual phone?"
Me: "Ummm, yes"
Pupil: "It's the same as my Grandma's"
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Pupil: "Is that your actual phone?"
Me: "Ummm, yes"
Pupil: "It's the same as my Grandma's"
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Pupil: "Is that your actual phone?"
Me: "Ummm, yes"
Pupil: "It's the same as my Grandma's"
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"Miss, you're a nipple crippler"
To be clear, I was not touching this pupil.
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(Re-told to me by a colleague, took place after a first lesson with me - about me)
Pupil: Well, she was alright.
Staff: Who, Adele?
Pupil: Is that her name? Well yeah, I mean she was still a b*tch, but she was alright.
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As told to me by a Head+Dep;
We were supporting a child who was v distressed+calling us all the names under the sun.
At 1 point she stopped, looked at me, pointed+said:
"You're crap at your job, BUT...
...(turning to my colleague) you're not as crap as her!"
#insultoftheweek
As told to me by a Head+Dep;
We were supporting a child who was v distressed+calling us all the names under the sun.
At 1 point she stopped, looked at me, pointed+said:
"You're crap at your job, BUT...
...(turning to my colleague) you're not as crap as her!"
#insultoftheweek
As told to me by a Head+Dep;
We were supporting a child who was v distressed+calling us all the names under the sun.
At 1 point she stopped, looked at me, pointed+said:
"You're crap at your job, BUT...
...(turning to my colleague) you're not as crap as her!"
#Insultoftheweek
Pupil: “Miss, what does patronising mean?”
Me: “When you talk down to someone as if they’re younger or inferior to you in a bad way.”
Pupil: “Oh, you mean like you did in our first ever lesson together?”
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Pupil: “Miss, what does patronising mean?”
Me: “When you talk down to someone as if they’re younger or inferior to you in a bad way.”
Pupil: “Oh, you mean like you did in our first ever lesson together?”
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Pupil: “Miss, what does patronising mean?”
Me: “When you talk down to someone as if they’re younger or inferior to you in a bad way.”
Pupil: “Oh, you mean like you did in our first ever lesson together?”
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Pupil: “What does catastrophe mean?”
Me: “It’s similar to a disaster.”
Pupil: “Oh, like this lesson then.”
(He went on to do the most work he’s done for me – ever.)
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Pupil: “What does catastrophe mean?”
Me: “It’s similar to a disaster.”
Pupil: “Oh, like this lesson then.”
(He went on to do the most work he’s done for me – ever.)
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Pupil: “What does catastrophe mean?”
Me: “It’s similar to a disaster.”
Pupil: “Oh, like this lesson then.”
(He went on to do the most work he’s done for me – ever.)
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Collecting a student from their taxi:
Student: “Miss, why are you collecting me today?”
Me: “Because it’s my turn, anything wrong with me collecting you?”
Student: “Your face.”
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Collecting a student from their taxi:
Student: “Miss, why are you collecting me today?”
Me: “Because it’s my turn, anything wrong with me collecting you?”
Student: “Your face.”
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Collecting a student from their taxi:
Student: “Miss, why are you collecting me today?”
Me: “Because it’s my turn, anything wrong with me collecting you?”
Student: “Your face.”
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Pupil – Whilst defiantly stropping off into the corner of the room:
“Miss, I don’t need YOU anymore, I have a DICTIONARY now!”
(She went on to do her first piece of independent extended writing.)
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Pupil – Whilst defiantly stropping off into the corner of the room:
“Miss, I don’t need YOU anymore, I have a DICTIONARY now!”
(She went on to do her first piece of independent extended writing.)
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Pupil – Whilst defiantly stropping off into the corner of the room:
“Miss, I don’t need YOU anymore, I have a DICTIONARY now!”
(She went on to do her first piece of independent extended writing.)
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Pupil: “Miss, you’re unique.”
Me: “Oh thanks.”
Pupil: “No Miss, that is not a compliment.”
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Pupil: “Miss, you’re unique.”
Me: “Oh thanks.”
Pupil: “No Miss, that is not a compliment.”
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