Russia’s Top Court Bans Imaginary Satanist Group, Heaven Relieved #Satire #RussianLaw #CourtDrama #InternationalSatanists #BreakingNews By: TheJestPress.com **Russia’s Top Court Heroically Bans Nonexistent “International Movement of Satanists”** In a historic legal victory over things that don’t actually exist, Russia’s Supreme Court has officially banned the so-called “International Movement of Satanists.” At press time, the movement had been unaware that it existed, but sources confirm that it appreciated all the attention and promised to update its imaginary mission statement.

Russia’s Top Court Bans Imaginary Satanist Group, Heaven Relieved

#Satire #RussianLaw #CourtDrama #InternationalSatanists #BreakingNews By: TheJestPress.com **Russia’s Top Court Heroically Bans Nonexistent “International Movement of Satanists”** In a historic legal victory over things that don’t…