Texts back and forth, T1 and T2. T1: Wanna hang out? T2: Let me ask my bird T1: Ask your bird???? T2: She said no Followed by a somewhat blurry picture of a green bird with its beak open looking a bit cranky.

#IntrovertExcuses #BirdNerd (not my bird, not my text, just stole from elsewhere) #BirdJokes

I made "savory chocolate cocktail cookies" and they tasted like a mouthful of dust so I didn't go to the party. #introvertexcuses