Every day, browsing the world from the little screen of my digital slaver, I come to the same conclusion:

This world is a great place to leave.
Thank the gods for mortality.

#death #iwanttoleave

I'm sure they'll be thrilled to help.

#sos #takemeaway #iwanttoleave

Happy Towel Day- to those who celebrate.
#DouglasAdams #TowelDay
#HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy
#CanIGetARide? #EarthIsGhetto #IwantToLeave

Where's the stipend for Americans who want to escape Trumplandia?😵‍💫
#Iwanttoleave

Ah life in central VIC. Every night my inner ears ache with the incessant revving of bogans' car engines and I lie awake wondering if I can actually call the cops with a sub-audible noise complaint. #iwanttoleave

This made me uncomfortable.
#panopticon #academicmemes #criticaltheory #foucault #whoswatchingwho #iwanttoleave

Sadly, this is the most spot on description of a bogan that I think I have ever come across. #IWantToLeave

Um, excuse me, but I would like to know what CapCut did to deserve being banned too? That was literally my go-to editing program.

I hate this place.

#thebadplace #whatthefuck #capcut #iwanttoleave

My affirmations app tells me I’ll be ok but the news (tiktok) implicates otherwise #us #media #iwanttoleave

#iwanttoleave

Sadly the “occupy Mars” t-shirt worn frequently by the richest human on Earth (who may become Earth’s first trillionaire) is seemingly telling us tickets to elsewhere is the actual plan 😮‍💨 #iwanttoleave 👽

Can't believe how upset this is making me #IWantToLeave