When Greenland becomes the unexpected MVP of American politics. Shoutout to our frosty friends for keeping it cooler than JD Vance’s flip-flops on literally everything.
#ThanksGreenland #JDVanceWho #PoliticalRefugeDenied #FrozenSolidJudgment

I shouldn't have to "survive a few months of Elon Musk."

He shouldn't be in our Oval Office. He has no authority. None of us voted for him. In fact most of us didn't vote for you either.

#EffElonia #EffJDVance #JDVanceWho