#JDVance

🏨🪑 JD Vance’s summer tour: from the Holiday Inn headboard to the Marriott minibar, he’s sampling every piece of lobby décor like it’s fine wine. When he says “all-inclusive,” he means the furniture. #JDVelvetRope #ChairmanOfTheBed #SofaSoGood #OttomanEmpire #HotelHumpTour