Good Morning!
Dude out with a leafblower in the park this morning. No leaves. Park like a mudbath. So what was he doing? Blow-drying the mud....?? 😂
#jobsworth #writerslife #coffee

Jobsworths 😬
We’ve all met one.

This came up on Atom Radio Breakfast and the stories were painfully relatable.

Got a jobsworth moment to share?

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#Jobsworth #WorkHumour #UKRadio

In UK, we call them a #jobsworth as in... It's more than my job's worth.

Q&A : Libby Rodliffe, Jobsworth Bea’s secretly working three full-time jobs. All at the same time. And she’s still financially f*cked. Between looking after luxury flats to dogsitting the world’s ugliest pooch, she’s neck-deep in employers and it’s only a matter of time until someone finds out she’s breaking all her contracts.

Final chances to catch 'Jobsworth', a comedy play from @libbyrodliff.e & @isleyalynn tonight & tomorrow!

Synopsis: Bea’s secretly working 3 full-time jobs. All at the same time. And she’s still financially f*cked.

#Jobsworth #FunnyWomen #ThisIsWhatAFunnyWomanLooksLike #ComedyTheatre #WomeninComedy

Jobsworth (Park Theatre) review – a sizzling, funny, emotive and urgent exploration of our broken economy Everyone will see a part of themselves or their lived experience in the characters and story Rodliffe and Lynn have so diligently crafted in Jobsworth, now playing at the Park Theatre. ★★★★★ According to the Joseph Rowntree Foundation's 2024 report 'Changing the narrative on wealth inequality', wealth inequality in the United Kingdom is high and it's continuing to rise.

Jobsworth (Park Theatre) review - a sizzling, funny, emotive and urgent exploration of our broken economy ★★★★★. Playing at the #ParkTheatre until December 6. #Jobsworth #Theatre #Comedy #Drama

Wannabe boys in blue. #Jobsworth

Coffee is, what, 99% water and a lot less polluting than all the stuff that gets washed off roadways and footpaths. This has #jobsworth written all over it.

LIFEGUARD APPRECIATION DAY
Goth Park has gone downhill, especially for skinny dippers like Ol’ Turnip Head, since an undead bifurcated lifeguard stationed himself.

#lifeguardappreciationday #lifeguard #internationallifeguardappreciationday #lifeguardonduty #jobsworth #noskinnydipping

I upgraded on #AvantiWestCoast today and it was actually really nice apart from the #jobsworth ticket inspector/guard who was a complete asshole to a lost American tourist.

#jobsworth

Lights not working earlier at duthie park and this truck driver refused to go for a good 10 minutes while lights stayed on red , it was chaos . #jobsworth

Totally showed him up by doing it myself and passing it to my wife on the inside, then doing a really sarcastic handclap & thumbs up, saying "There you go pal - all sorted!!" His younger colleague was absolutely mortified and apologetic.
#jobsworth #health&safety #H&S

Not my job. #jobsworth

SEPA refuse Scots man who tried to send 500 bikes to Africa - BBC News Nigel Carter tried to send over 500 bikes to Sudan but they were refused by environment officials.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social
Hi James, I think it would be excellent if you started a new feature ( I've only been listening since 2015 it may not be a new idea). But
#JobsWorth in honour of @mrjobsworth at SEPA who refused Sudan a container of bicycles.
www.bbc.com/news/article...

From 2022: Confessions of a #Jobsworth - in #HMRC and probably elsewhere, rules are rules, pensions are pensions, but managers come in all shapes and sizes exofficerx.blogspot.com/2022/03/conf...

So many key workers have stepped up and shone since the coronavirus pandemic started.

Why is it we can't rely on politicians and journalists to do the same?
#JobsWorth

#NetZero adventure:

We want to use high pressure reinforced plastic pipe for 3 Biomethane projects

Saves £ and much lower environmental impact compared to steel

But it’s white and needs to be orange in UK

But no innovation funding to help as it’s not H2

#jobsworth

#despair

Moral of the story: never listen to a #jobsworth

@nhsuhcw really poor show this evening. An eighty mile round trip to be refused the opportunity to meet our new grandson ... #jobsworth