Today is the last day of Jokevember! The theme is gratitude. So Here are two jokes on the subject. Thank you for tolerating this challenge. It has been fun and hard and I have enjoyed it a lot!
#gratitude #jokes #jokevember #comedian
Limited myself to two jokes about the news. Which is wild, considering the news didn’t return the favor. #news #jokevember #jokes #american
I have a hypothesis that you can tell people who have been driven around their whole life. They have not been formed in the crucible of public transport, and been exposed to its breadth of humanity. #jokes #publictransit #bus #jokevember
This joke comes direct from my father, who has always been a towering font of wisdom and fashion sense. #fashion #fashionsense #fitcheck #jokes #jokevember
Millennials are basically medieval peasants with Wi-Fi. Our most valuable asset is a cast-iron pan. We grow herbs like apothecaries. We’re one goat away from feudalism, and we don’t even have a yard to put it in. #jokevember #millennials #jokes #comedy
Boats and cars are called 'she' because for some people pronouns only matter if they refer to something shiny that doesn’t talk back. But I digress. #jokes #luck #lady #comedian #jokevember
The internet went out and I opened the curtains out of sheer panic. Turns out my flat comes with an outside. What do I do now? #internet #jokes #jokevember #comedian #standupcomedy
Darrel had too much wine and tried to baptize the ham “to cleanse its spirit before digestion.” When Aunt June told him to sit down, he challenged it to a duel, shouting “Name your seconds!” and slapped it with a dinner roll.
#jokevember #familygathering #dictionary #holidays #jokes #thanksgiving
Today's Jokevember theme is Health Kick. I do a bit on stage about wedding vows and how I think they should be treated like mortgages. This comes from that bit. #jokes #comedian #jokevember #health #fitness
ZippityTask is a gig app where freelancers compete to walk a dog that doesn't exist yet. It has no HR, no contact email, and its terms of service are written in emoji. The mascot is a squirrel in a vest who says, “Keep grinding, champ!” when you get fired. #jokes #millennial #agegap #jokevember
Everyone was on edge, but to be fair—Kennedy did start it with “Just circling back…” #history #joke #email #workplacedrama #jokevember
I am my partner's ESW : Emotional Support White Person. I deal with the authorities, make phone calls, and complete all online forms. In turn he is introducing me to flavor. #romance #joke #whitepeople #jokevember #travel
Today's theme is "fear factor", which as a millennial primarily means a trashy TV show from the early 2000s. Thus, today's joke references this subject. #jokes #jokevember #standupcomedy #joerogan
It is a classic of the genre for comedians to talk about dating. But I'm a bit rusty on the subject, so here is my homage to being clueless in flirting. #love #flirting #dating #jokevember #writer #comedian
Day 5 of Jokevember is "food rules". There was much to choose from, but I went with a classic issue that people seem real upset at : pineapple on pizza. #jokevember #pizza #food #jokes #standupcomedy
Today's #Jokevember theme is "Technology Fails". I had a lot of fun with this idea, deciding to look back in time. As a teacher it always gave me great pleasure to say to students "a fork is technology" and watch their brains explode. So I leveraged some of that for these jokes. #jokes #technology
For day three of #Jokevember the theme is "childhood lies" so I wrote about something I didn't know wasn't universal until alarmingly late, and drew a silly picture. #jokes #comedy #goose #standupcomedian
Someone once told me, "Once you learn something, no one can take it away from you" and that really resonated with me... Until I had to hear it a second time. #Jokevember
For day two of #Jokevember the theme is "bad advice" and I couldn't choose, so I wrote two. I hope you enjoy, and remember these are jokes. They are not to be taken as serious advice! #comedy #comedian #standupcomedy #jokes
A friend of mine once told me, "Man, you're really perceptive. You really know how to analyze and respond to a situation. I looked at him and said- "What?" #Jokevember
I have recently startedd doing standup comedy, and I am going to attempt to test my teeny joke muscles in the gauntlet of #Jokevember, a challenge to write a joke every day. #comedy #comedian #standupcomedy
