#NationalTreasure - perhaps international - Alan Bennett interviewed by Jim Naughtie on #BBC #Radio4 #Today programme about the latest installment of his diaries
Knowing that horrendous people like #JorisBonson will turn first to the index, the nonagerian gives him a good thrashing with his stick
#JorisBonson still thinks he's coming back from the wilderness, #Churchill style
Nobody still living wants the #CarCrash #Brexit #JorisBonson created
If Sir #KeithStammer feels he cannot actually rejoin the #EU then a hollow meaningless #Breggshit with the #UK aligned on trade, on #Erasmus and #FreeMovement would do?
Imagine a #DailyMail editor stupid enough to spaff away a million quid of his proprietor's money on the clueless lies of #JorisBonson
Hurrah for the marvellous #Breggshit benefit of a massive reduction in regulatory #RedTape
Er, wait a minute... I thought #JorisBonson promised a reduction? Didn't he? Hello? Hello? Is this thing even on?
Can you hear me? Is anybody there?
What about our gallant #Brexit negotiator, David Frost?
At last! A bit of self-awareness from #JorisBonson
MASSIVE #BrexitBonus just landed!
Disgraced former politicians #JorisBonson jakey ree-smugg and Frosty the Imbecile must be rejoicing
Bask in the refulgent glow of the brilliant intellect and shining moral probity of the products of Eton, e.g. #JorisBonson and jakey ree-smugg
#JorisBonson flubbing his speech GIF "Bear with me, bear with me"
How could they trust any form of ID the lying former PM #JorisBonson showed them?
Distant memories of the traitor #JorisBonson attempting to suborn parliament, two or three Prime Ministers ago
Just a reminder that #JorisBonson and #FishiRishi enjoy complete immunity from prosecution, and will never be subject to any investigation in depth
Their houses should be raided at dawn, evidence impounded, telephones and computers seized, they ought to be remanded in custody...
But it won't happen
