#Cuomo for reference, in case you forgot (lucky you): this person in an incredible position of power not only harassed multiple women, he directed his attorneys to make overly broad requests for things like one of the young woman's gynecologist records in response to her lawsuit #JustCuomoThings
#JustCuomoThings Albanoid #Cuomo says #Mamdani couldn't handle a 9/11. That comment was for the young ones, who think Cuomo had been governor since the dawn of time...Governor #Pataki held it down with Rudy on 9/11. Neither ZM or Cuomo has experience in a disaster of that magnitude. Swing again.
#JustCuomoThings
-fake interactions with 'ordinary NYers'
-thinks ppl up on Dyckman/down in park area in promo video bc they support you instd of trying to represent/get 15sec of fame
-sweet talking NYPD, thinks PatLynch forgot any-thing
-refuses to gth out of the race &stop wasting everyone's time
#JustCuomoThings
-doesn't know why you can't go between cars anymore on the train
-thinks it's NY attitude to insult homeless ppl asking for change
-is not #CurtisSliwa who I personally saw tending to the homeless &offering handwashing during pandemic when DeBlasio did no outreach
-taxed pandemic UI
#JustCuomoThings #IgnorantOfNYClifeInGeneral
-what is nutcracker where is it sold
-doesn't have favorite bar/restaurant/store that closed that he will mourn endlessly in EVgrieve
-doesn't have contempt for people who yearn for old 'gritty' times square or 80's 90's
-holds hands over ears on platform
#JustCuomoThings #BusesForTheRich
-likes the new yellow/blue buses that took away seats
-thinks all buses have a/c in summer
-likes to be so late for work that he might as well sleep at office
-doesn't realize mill basin and canarsie dollar vans exist for a reason
-BACK DOOR! I said BACK DOOR!!!!!
#JustCuomoThings
-MTA buses are practically limos
-sits on bus seat without looking
-never seen a bus fight where the driver actually has to stop bus &call the cops while rest of bus chants worldstarhiphop &films it
-not aware of bus smells
-thinks standing entire way to work is fun
-likes potholes
#JustCuomoThings "rich people will take advantage of the free buses"
-never been on the M66 crosstown
-or the Bx12 (Fordham road traffic-sorry for ptsd BX riders)
-or practically any crosstown bus anywhere
-or been on a bus in general
-never had to wait for bus in winter in nonexistent bus shelter
#JustCuomoThings
-can't name gotti's neighborhood or setting of various mob movies
-or terminus of various A trains
-tries to walk across ramp at Belt Parkway during rush hour
-never got in near accident on Jackie Robinson or BQE
-can't instantly come up of list of NYC best and worst neighborhoods
#JustCuomoThings
-touts taking public transit from Bklyn to Queens & back
-never been to lemon ice king
-or dim sum New World Mall food court
-thinks all NYers can get a table at Rao's
-never got a slice at Patsy's
-still calls it Spanish Harlem
-no subliminal anxiety about losing apt keys on a wknd
#JustCuomoThings next up:
-Cuomo staff produces a short telling you how to pronounce Houston Street
-tells you where to locate The Heights
-explains how to take the subway, tries to use token
-pretends to rescue woman being harassed, gets in fake fist fight w/paid actor recruited via craigslist
#JustCuomoThings
-thinks NYC window washers point guns at the window to wash it
-thinks operator keeps his hands off the controls pulling into the station at the speed of the Japanese bullet train
-hiring 5000 more #NYPD who can get sued due to his end of QI
-helping the homeless into nursing homes?
#JustCuomoThings
what is alternate side parking
no disaster story to tell of 9/11, blackout, storms, or snowstorm
cannot name all prior NYC mayors of his lifetime
never seen a roach
enjoys taking crosstown buses
doesn't curse the soul of whoever planted all the ginkgo trees
#JustCuomoThings
never argued with someone in comment section of the Post and then gave up, disgusted with humanity
doesn't have home boro subway map mostly memorized
eats at chain restaurants
when vacationing outside NY metro area, no one thinks his sense of humor is rude and insulting and mean
#JustCuomoThings
complains when people are eating on the train
never posted a rant in r/nyccirclejerk or r/nyc
does not have a favorite pizza place that he will get in a heated argument over if you insult it
no strong opinions on the best of anything
pulls subway cord for any reason whatsoever
#JustCuomoThings
eats on the concourse of JFK when it is not a dire emergency or starvation
cannot name nearest 3 hospitals
never went thru phase of only drinking rolling rock bc it was in a movie
never went thru PBR in a can phase, same
never went thru IPA phase
#JustCuomoThings
cannot think of one insult for NJ
what is car service
cannot walk up more than 3 flights of stairs without getting winded
argues with crazy people on train
actually calls 311 for anything and expects a result
not immune to urine smell
Albanoid running for NYC mayor #NeverForget rent control/stabilization screw up #JustCuomoThings:
gets in the empty car on the E train
the phrase 'it's showtime' doesn't cause ptsd reaction
touches the pole on the train and doesn't wash hands after
wears backpack on train
#JustCuomoThings
wears good shoes to walk near the gutter when it's been raining
stops at the top of the steps from the train
thinks you can hang up pictures on prewar drywall
buzzes anyone in late at night w/o looking
takes horse carriage rides
believes rent guidelines board is unbiased & fair
#JustCuomoThings
brings a float to Coney island and thinks the lifeguards are going to let you take it in the water
thinks the showtime dancers are great
hogs the sidewalk walking slowly thus impeding pedestrian traffic
never been to a block party
thinks canal street has real Gucci handbags
#JustCuomoThings
never had mailbox broken into
expects UPS to ring the bell before they leave a 'missed you' notice
leaves the steam heat valve on halfway
tries to balance on the train to look cool instead of holding on, thereby crashing into others when said balancing abilities are proved false
#JustCuomoThings
doesn't know what a square means or a regular
doesn't have a favorite route to JFK that he will argue over loudly
leaves food out on the counter in his prewar walkup
parks in front of the yellow line
uses the term bodega in as many sentences as possible
#JustCuomoThings
thinks Mitchell-Lama is a Bolivian fusion restaurant
thinks corporate landlords actually pay DOB fines
eats from the hot dog carts
carries a sock full of quarters around Sutton place in case he gets mugged
has never been to papaya king
stands in front of the door on the train
