You're welcome. #Kempy

After a long meeting with my media consultancy team, it's been decided that #Kempy won't be available on this platform. It's been deemed too edgy and controversial. #writerish

When’s the next instalment of #Kempy slated for, Osgood? I’m
assuming Summer ‘26 at the earliest?

My pleasure, Michael. Was on your patch last weekend with the boy. Took a battering with the same intensity of a right hook from #Kempy.

I've employed a reputable marketing company to delve into #Kempy here on @bsky.app, and should his tale continue. It's their opinion that it should not.

#Kempy gripped the cracked leather steering wheel of the stolen Ford Capri as it roared through the backstreets of Stockwell. The car was a pale mustard yellow, the kind of colour that made you stick out like a sore thumb, but Kempy didn’t care. #shitlit

#Kempy incoming...

I'm getting a lot of #Kempy traffic on here this morning. Only a few hours until Stockwells' most clichéd 80s villan debuts.

Let's hope that #Kempy eventuates the nub of his issue in the first exciting episode on here.

Only 48 hours until #Kempy makes his @bsky.app debut. This could be the Canterbury Tales of our times. #shitlit #writerish

When it comes to this new incarnation of #Kempy, starting this Saturday, I'm sincerely hoping it doesn't end up suffering from "phase space." This has happened before unfortunately. #shitlit #philippullman

Only four sleeps until #Kempy premiers here on @bsky.app .
You're excited aren't you? #shitlit #writerish

The clamour for the @bsky.app premier of #Kempy has grown since this evening's announcement of Saturday evening's first instalment. #shitlit #crime #writerish

My feed is dominated by a fella I promised not to bother on here. I bet he's excited about #Kempy coming back this Saturday. #criminal #gangster #shitlit