Favorite kid joke from this week (so far)...
Kindergartener: Why did the pickle live in the pickle jar?
Me: Why?
K: That's the joke. 😂
#kidsarethebest

Yesterday, a 5th grader gave me a story he wrote from the POV of a dog, saying he was too scared to read it in front of the class. I told him I get it. That I would've never read in class in 5th grade (or ever).
Today I read his story. It involved much peeing & pooping. #kidsarethebest

#prayeredging #wheninrome #ittakesavillage #soap #hairsoap #sincemydaughtercouldspeakshehascalledshampoohairsoap #willyoupleasebuymesomemorehairsoap #kidsarethebest #lol #yougottabeadadtogetit #memefield

This dialogue by wannabe "bad guys" who're now respectively acting as lawyer (making their case), pastor (praying frantically with clasped hands), and just Confused (with a capital C) 😁

First bit in the clip. Full video at the link!

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#kids #kidsarethebest #funny

It's so much fun being an education program volunteer with the National Audubon Society! Kids are so curious and ask the best questions--plus they get excited about everything! As grownups, we should follow their lead. 😍🦉
#audubonsociety #volunteerwork #kidsarethebest #birdconservation

Wholesome #streetscenes as #kids disperse after the #schooltheatre performance of - hmm, let's take a wild guess - #winniethepooh??? 😃

#Winniethepoohbook #Winniethepoohcharacters #Winniethepoohbooks #Tigger #childrensbooks #children #childrensstory #childrenbook #kidsarefunny #kidsarethebest

Sounds like just as valid a guess as "Colonel Mustard in the #library" - these #babies can be sneaky and manipulative, y'know! 😃

#humour #humor #humorous #baby #kids #kidsarethebest

My son honestly cracks me up sitting watching a show and he holds his juice bottle up and goes, "mummy you cheers" so I pick mine up, we cheers and then he goes, mummy you drink now 😂😂 he never fails to make me smile 🥰🥰 #kidsarethebest

I LOVE this! And she's got the body language down pat too 😁

#Batman #Princess #princesses #kids #kidsarefunny #kidsarethebest

two women sitting at a table with the words shine bright like a diamond written on the table Alt: two women sitting at a table with the words ‘shine bright like a diamond’ written

My grade 9s finalized text annotations, shaped out themes for their 1st picture 📕 literary analysis, & peer-edited those statements 2 help make their partner’s thinking ‘shine’. I heard a kiddo say, ‘Look…it’s shining now!’. Another said, ‘Let’s make this shine bright like a 💎!’ #kidsarethebest

My 3-year-old daughter asked me to bring her puppy stuffed animal and her magnetic frog to work with me so they could spend the day with me. Boy were they productive! #Bringyourkidstoystoworkday #productive #kidsarethebest #motionanalysislab #physicaltherapist #allworknoplay

This is what it looks like when your kid discovers their hidden chicken talent! 🐓🎤 What do you think – future farm star or the next YouTube hit? 😂 #CluckCluckFun #TinyComedian #KidsBeingKids #FunnyKids #KidsAreTheBest #ToddlerLife #ParentingWin #HilariousMoments

Just presented on #LuliandtheLanguageofTea to 1st & 2nd graders and asked them what their favorite drinks are. One student said, “Fanta and Sauvignon Blanc.” 😂😮 #Kidsarethebest #hopefullynottogether