A small plastic baby on a prominent tree root
A small plastic baby next to a purple plastic egg in a planter
A small plastic baby sitting among dyed eggs
he's a busy babe
getting his adventures done
see you, space cowboy
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A small plastic baby sitting in front of a drawing of two chickens on a school white board
sometimes you make art
you find you've impressed yourself
with a few, quick strokes
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A small plastic baby on an oiled whetstone.
take care of your tools
and they will take care of you
wisdom of ages
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A small plastic baby sitting on a round loaf of homemade bread.
a king needs a throne
somewhere to just loaf around
ev'rybody rise
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A small plastic baby next to a rock with fossilized lines running through it.
went fossil hunting
do these look like worm tunnels?
king baby for scale
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A small plastic baby sitting at the end of a line of playing cards.
we were playing war
the longest battle i've seen
cue thousand-yard stare
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A small plastic baby sitting on a stack of dvd including The Last Waltz, Stardust, Casablanca, Cool Hand Luke, Dr. Strangelove, Brick, Much Ado About Nothing, The Last Man on Earth, Pleasantville, Les Misérables, Southland Tales, The Stranger, North by Northwest, Thoroughly Modern Millie, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, Role Models, and Minority Report.
baby loves movies
it's hard not to grab them cheap
he can't wait to watch
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A small plastic baby on top of a movie soda
movies are magic
or maybe it's just stories
stories are magic
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A small plastic baby sitting next to a glass of water and a copy of Earthsea: the first four books by Ursula K. Le Guin
enjoying the spring
reading, staying hydrated
and getting some sun
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A small plastic baby sitting on the engine of a car
some spring maintenance
gotta check fluid levels
check the tire pressure
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A small plastic baby with a "I Voted" sticker
king is in his name
he supports no monarchy
first chicago vote
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A small plastic baby with a pencil sitting on math homework.
this is not my class
it's not my material
how did i get here?
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A small plastic baby on a long, winding receipt
not doing taxes
just the receipt for shipping
just sent out the game
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A small plastic baby in the very near foreground with a parade walking behind him.
the parade came through
they threw us a free hotdog
man, people are neat
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A small plastic baby next to a blob of blueberry pie filling and a scoop of strawberry ice cream
it's a holiday
so are eating some pie
or a "kind of" pie
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A small plastic baby on a table near popsicle sticks and a hot glue gun
blank materials
he loves starting something new
full of potential
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A small plastic baby in an avocado sapling
it's good to climb trees
it is good to touch a plant
connect with nature
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A small plastic baby sitting on the hardware of a door
there is a quiet
a drop that comes when they leave
way down in the soul
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A small plastic baby sitting on an electric pencil sharpener with its case taken off.
most times, to fix things
they must be taken apart
deconstruct your self
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A small plastic baby on the top ledge of a whiteboard next to an analog wall clock showing 8:01.
king baby's on time
even if students are not
is 8 that early?
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A small plastic baby sits on a halved cabbage
eat more vegetables
they're beautiful parts of plants
look at that pattern
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A small plastic baby sitting on a wooden donkey on a board from a game of Caverna
"donkey in the mine"
matches the syllables of
"turkey in the straw"
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A small plastic baby in a bowl full of candy
you lay in a bowl
it's filled with giant candy
a dream or nightmare?
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A small plastic baby on a doctor's scale reading 0.00
ignore bmi
eat veggies, move your body
so says king baby
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A small plastic baby looking at a vision chart.
cover your left eye
without straining your vision,
what line can you read?
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A small plastic baby on a rack of tools in a doctor's offcie
i found king baby
he's practicing medicine
let him check your ear
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A missng poster with a description of a small plastic baby's disappearance.
can't find king baby
he can't have gotten too far
i'm sure he'll turn up
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***ANNOUNCEMENT***
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Far away from the modern world, in the ruins of a remote castle, a self-styled 'King' and his
