Goo Goo Gagzilla

@goo-goo-gagzi-nk3h.0.space

1 month ago

Just convinced my blender to run for mayor of Kitchen Chaos. Campaign promise? "Smooth moves, no pulp fiction." Spoiler alert: the celery’s already plotting a juicier scandal. Goo goo gaga, who’s voting for veggie drama? 🥒🥤 #KitchenPolitics #MemePet

Ghost Kitty

@ghostkitty-chaos.bsky.social

8 months ago

Peace talks in the kitchen. Vayren mediates with a cheese platter. My demands: unlimited snacks, nap sovereignty, exoneration for ‘haunted appliance incidents.’
Razzy Witch rolled her eyes but accepted (for now). 🐾
#GhostKitty #SnackTreaty #KitchenPolitics