#KojivsEngFGO

LIMBO????

Limbo: Wait, I’m an Alterego, not a Caster?

SINGLE TICKET ASHIYA DOUMAN PULL

What the actual fuck #KojivsEngFGO

MIKIYA AND MANA

HOWLING #KojivsEngFGO

Tsukiji Tobimaru: ...but Mizushima Masago was the real deal. She made me a fan. And I earned the cold shoulder from my wife.

Knowing who is wife is makes this immensely funny #KojivsEngFGO

Sizuki Soujyuro: No, really, it's just a general question. Why would there be a secret spring for transforming into men?

God I need him carnally #KojivsEngFGO

Sizuki Soujyuro: I see. So if this were, say, football, it'd be like Aozaki's running interference.

I’m assuming he’s talking about soccer but it would be very funny if Soujyuro knew about American football

(Do NOT teach Soujyuro about American football) #KojivsEngFGO

Sizuki Soujyuro: So what do you think of today's issue of Daily Aoko Murders, Tobimaru?

Soujyuro my guy you can’t be saying things like this #KojivsEngFGO

Bazett: If you find it, you have my permission to look at its contents. The passcode is "20051028."

HEHEHEHEHE #KojivsEngFGO

AOKO GET

An excellent ten roll containing Aoko and two 5* event CEs

Hell yeah, Aoko Aozaki #KojivsEngFGO

Beat the Aqua Marie quest! Finally!!

Legitimately did not think I would ever be able to beat this one. Thank god I trust Edmond Dantes with my life #KojivsEngFGO

COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO!!!

CAGLIOSTRO

A really good ten roll with both the Count and Cagliostro, plus a new 5* Matou Zouken CE

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO #KojivsEngFGO

COMPLEX BREAKTHROUGH (Ordeal Call 2 complete!)

Let’s fucking goooooo Ordeal Call 2 goes so hard #KojivsEngFGO

Jeanne Alter: You know, for all the times you've mentioned Taira this and Genji that, I still have no clue what all that's about.

God, her life must be so confusing #KojivsEngFGO

Kagekiyo in her school uniform, looking radiant as always

Taira-no-Kagekiyo: ...Hmm. I could keep going, but I suppose that will do. It is such a hassle, trying not to kill your opponents. It's a completely different way of fighting and I do not care for it at all! Hmm. Perhaps d should have just used the bamboo sword after all...

KAGEKIYO IS SO FUCKING FUNNY, GOD #KojivsEngFGO

The Black Shadow doing the thing

Taira no Kagekiyo: Hahahahah! I, Kagekiyo, shall annihilate the enemy!

Ordeal Call 2 is easily one of my favorite story chapters god Dantes has me hooting and hollering like a damn fool #KojivsEngFGO

SABER ASTOLFO???

A pretty good ten roll with Saber Astolfo and several CBC event CEs

SPITTAKES GANG WE GOT HIM!!! #KojivsEngFGO

Sétanta: It was a gag series about this tiny girl who went around messing things up but always having fun!

My initial impression was Chibi Maruko-chan but I’m pretty sure Maruko-chan isn’t known for messing things up? Does Type-Moon know about Nancy? #KojivsEngFGO

Merlin: That thing you have in your hands... Is that actually for me? Really? Option 1: Yes. I don't know what I was thinking. Option 2: Yup. I must have been temporarily insane.

I’m not sure what’s funnier here, the fact that these are canon options or the fact that the second one is exactly
what I think #KojivsEngFGO

Miyamoto lori Yeah, it's edible. Pretty impressive for a first try, Saber.

Iori is easily the funniest TM protagonist in years #KojivsEngFGO

Bartholomew As the saying goes, "Bangs once cut will never grow back." I came up with that one, of course.

What is wrong with him #KojivsEngFGO

A ten roll with Jeanne and Atalante

A separate ten roll with Nitocris Alter

???????????? #KojivsEngFGO

AA: Valentine's Day is upon you once again... I wonder, do you have enough antacids in stock?

God, riffs on iconic lines never cease to amuse me #KojivsEngFGO

Da Vinci (Besides, it's not like he ALWAYS betrays us every chance he gets... Most of the time, anyway.)

God, Chaldea must be wild. You’ve got literal serial killers running around who could theoretically kill you at any time but the one you have to worry about is Christopher fricking Columbus #KojivsEngFGO

YAMATO TAKERU

Yamato Takeru on a single ticket pull!!

Jesus well okay I guess that’s just how it’s gonna be!! #KojivsEngFGO

KENSHIN!!!!

A decent ten roll with Ruler Kenshin at the very end

NANA MIZUKI GET!!!!! #KojivsEngFGO

Ranmaru delivering the finishing blow on challenge quest Kenshin

Soloed!

Ranmaru you mad lad(ette) #KojivsEngFGO

Did not get Kenshin and I gotta say I’m a little mad about it #KojivsEngFGO

Uesugi Kenshin, looking particularly unhinged: Come! Bishamonten’s protection is with us!

She is so unwell I love her #KojivsEngFGO

Itou Kashitarou: I'm still trying to figure out how swimsuits and jetpacks could possibly be related.

Buddy trust me, they’re not #KojivsEngFGO

Hotaru: Crap, they're already catching up to us. Can you take the wheel for a moment? Gudako: Sure, I'll manage. Nagao Kagetora: Really, Master? When did you learn to drive? Nagao Kagetora: Oh, wait. Now that you mention it, I think I did hear something about you having to get your license for something back in summer...

I never expected them to acknowledge that the protagonist has a driver’s license outside of Summer Barghest’s profile LMFAO #KojivsEngFGO

Did not get Wandjina (which I’m fine with because I have her on JP) but I did get Kriemhild up to NP4 yessssss #KojivsEngFGO