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I hope those racist extremists were wearing ear protection on that practice range.

#KungFuSat #TopDog

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"Can I come back and see Reno again?"

That kid's getting kidnapped. πŸ˜–

#KungFuSat #TopDog

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Guess it wasn't such a great idea to start a firefight in car full of explosives. 😬

#KungFuSat #TopDog

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Somehow... Reno returned! πŸ™

#KungFuSat #TopDog

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How do you follow two pedestrians in a car on the street without being seen?

#KungFuSat #TopDog

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Reno steals scarfs because Reno has style!

#KungFuSat #TopDog

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A movie poster features a large metallic police badge with an oval frame. Inside the frame, a bearded man with light brown hair wearing a black shirt and brown shoulder holsters holds a pistol in his right hand. Beside him is a large, shaggy tan dog with a black snout and open mouth, wearing a small police badge and an ID tag on its collar. Above the badge, bold metallic letters read β€œTOP DOG.” At the bottom of the badge, a silver ribbon bears the phrase β€œONE’S TOUGH…ONE’S SMART.” The background is a gradient of dark blue to white.

A movie poster features a large metallic police badge with an oval frame. Inside the frame, a bearded man with light brown hair wearing a black shirt and brown shoulder holsters holds a pistol in his right hand. Beside him is a large, shaggy tan dog with a black snout and open mouth, wearing a small police badge and an ID tag on its collar. Above the badge, bold metallic letters read β€œTOP DOG.” At the bottom of the badge, a silver ribbon bears the phrase β€œONE’S TOUGH…ONE’S SMART.” The background is a gradient of dark blue to white.

It’s time for… KUNG FU!! (and a dog?)

Top Dog (1995) #Watching #KungFuSat letterboxd.com/imdb/tt01…

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Just wait til #kungfusat....#driveinmob

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Did anyone point out that Chuck Norris' dog in this movie was BENJI ? THE BENJI ! 🐢 #KungFuSat

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I know patrons of #riffotronic are sympathetic to lower quality films. Just a note: Next week at #kungfusat on mastedon....

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Chuck Norris hugs Mako and Maggie Cooper as the walk at the end of An Eye For An Eye (1981)

Chuck Norris hugs Mako and Maggie Cooper as the walk at the end of An Eye For An Eye (1981)

So 80s. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†

#KungFuSat #AnEyeForAnEye1981

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Cripes, Chris Lee, who DOESN'T know about this massive shipment of drugs coming right to your house?

#KungFuSat #AnEyeForAnEye1981

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#Mako to the rescue!

#KungFuSat #AnEyeForAnEye1981

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Pretty sure I used to have that Sylvester the Cat stuffed animal growing up.

#KungFuSat #AnEyeForAnEye1981

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Chris and Chuck need to swap mustaches for this movie to feel right.

#KungFuSat #AnEyeForAnEye1981

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Are there NO police on patrol in this whole damn city to stop this rather obvious criminal violent foot chase?

#KungFuSat #AnEyeForAnEye1981

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Linda Chang, "I see you have an Undressed Code there." πŸ˜†

#KungFuSat #AnEyeForAnEye1981

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A dramatic movie poster featuring a man performing a high, mid-air kick with a determined and intense facial expression. He is wearing a dark jacket and light pants, and his raised fist is clenched. His extended leg appears blurred, emphasizing the speed and power of the kick. Behind him is the Golden Gate Bridge, tinted in deep red and black hues, with a vibrant purple-to-red gradient sunset sky. At the bottom of the poster, bold red text on a black background reads, β€œAN EYE FOR AN EYE,” with the word β€œEYE” in extra-large letters and a red revolver silhouette forming part of the final β€œEYE.”

A dramatic movie poster featuring a man performing a high, mid-air kick with a determined and intense facial expression. He is wearing a dark jacket and light pants, and his raised fist is clenched. His extended leg appears blurred, emphasizing the speed and power of the kick. Behind him is the Golden Gate Bridge, tinted in deep red and black hues, with a vibrant purple-to-red gradient sunset sky. At the bottom of the poster, bold red text on a black background reads, β€œAN EYE FOR AN EYE,” with the word β€œEYE” in extra-large letters and a red revolver silhouette forming part of the final β€œEYE.”

It’s time for… KUNG FU!!

An Eye for an Eye (1981) #Watching #KungFuSat letterboxd.com/imdb/tt00…

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This feels like crappy #Terminator (or #UniversalSoldier may be more appropriate)

#KungFuSat #SilentRage

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I know right? Just when you're about to have an extended sexy getaway with your ex who is clearly hot for your body, somebody murders her roommate and messes with her whole attitude.

I really hate axe murderers with a healing factor. πŸ˜–

#KungFuSat #SilentRage

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So where exactly is the "Silent Rage" in this movie? Superhuman killer doesn't seem particularly annoyed. Was it the mom in the intro? She wasn't silent.

Maybe the title describes a combination of characters... πŸ€”

#KungFuSat #SilentRage

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Loves his wife so much he told her everyone secretly hates her cinnamon cake - that's Ron Silver love!

#KungFuSat #SilentRage

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A detective can afford this house?

#KungFuSat #SilentRage

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This feels like the Lone Wolf McQuade backstory that drove him over the edge to go be a lone lawman in the desert.

#KungFuSat #SilentRage

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Oh goody, I'm late, but I've seen this so I can skip ahead. Don't remember this having much Kung Fu tho. πŸ€”

#KungFuSat #SilentRage

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A movie poster for "Silent Rage." The poster features a man in a light blue button-up shirt and a gray cowboy hat. He is looking up and to the left. Behind him is a black background with a green heartbeat line. Behind the heartbeat line is a man's face with glowing yellow eyes. The title of the movie is written in black letters with a yellow outline at the top of the poster.

A movie poster for "Silent Rage." The poster features a man in a light blue button-up shirt and a gray cowboy hat. He is looking up and to the left. Behind him is a black background with a green heartbeat line. Behind the heartbeat line is a man's face with glowing yellow eyes. The title of the movie is written in black letters with a yellow outline at the top of the poster.

Silent Rage (1982) #Watching #KungFuSat letterboxd.com/imdb/tt00…

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Thank you for demonstrating that Steven Seagal graduated from bad movies to bad TV. πŸ˜†

#KungFuSat #StreetWars

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Seagal's team just snuck into a warehouse and started shooting everyone they encountered. No declaration, no warrant displayed, WTH?

#KungFuSat #StreetWars

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This show's soundtrack is trying so hard to be hard core, but every time it focuses on the female officers all I can think is "supermodels playing dress-up". πŸ˜–

#KungFuSat #StreetWars

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There have been some poor decisions made when your sexy caged dancing girl starts convulsing and having a seizure on the club's dance floor.

#KungFuSat #StreetWars

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