You don't wear BELT.
You flex it 💪
You don't show BELT.
You bring out its bling.
You don't make BELT.
You aerate the glory of BELT for all to see.
BELT doesn't make you.
You are bestowed all the attributions of BELT upon you.
You don't just compete for BELT.
You honor it.
#TactFacts
#LEW3
Between spending my time trying to tear capitalism down at its roots and telling Nazis to kill themselves, I forgot to post for the #LEW3 BELT.
I'd argue nothing gets more Low Effort than that.
Hey, @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social fans! This is Paul Freedom, coming at you from the morning after I was supposed to be done promoting my entry in the rumble for BELT. I fight every fight like I can win, including the ones I show up late for! If you want to see how that goes for me, watch #LEW3!
My first two matches haven't went my way with two losses. However there's a Rumble in Hell, and and a beast on the prowl. Michigan will never be the same.
Ladies and gentlemen get ready, a Rugaroo has been unleashed and he's looking for something shiny.
#LEW3
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
Came into dis world as a Strader look into my eyes’n u’ll see gramps sold me for tree fiddy!
Larry is lives in a can ‘n Ronnie is a gal who lives with a senior citi-ZAN
She be Baba Jaga but Imma Carebear, sprinklin’ THC from above
Rumbles?! Imma viking. All y’all goin’ down like Sam Tolson #LEW3
I don’t know how the sausage gets made but I know how to shove sausage up your ass.
BELT is mine. #LEW3
Incarnation of the Goddess of Love fighting for a Girdle in a Chapel of Love putting everyone through Hell that desires it. This couldn't be more on brand for me. This is gonna get mythological. Might melt some flesh or start another unforgettable war...will definitely get the BELT.
#LEW3
Winning the #LEW3 Rumble is a longshot, but if Luka can get traded, anything is possible. Time to throw butts over ropes 🌪️
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
I don’t have time for
this. You’re all gonna have to
go. #LEW3
I put in such Low Effort at Lou Too I tripped over my untied laces into a small package.Spilt milk yeah but believe my pontoons will be strapped in tight to boot all out the ring at RUMBLE I will win BELT and assume my position as the Tent Pole of the @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social franchise #LEW3
