@maxdaemon.bsky.social helps @jommyscousin.bsky.social to his feet after the bell and the four men circle/pace without taking eyes off one another, slowly backing up and nodding at their opponents as the show goes off the air(?) #LEW5

In the main event, it’s @tactilizingone.bsky.social and @stetsonwalker.bsky.social who secure the win after Tact comes flying off the top of one of the cars with a crossbody on @jommyscousin.bsky.social and a roll through motion for the pin at 19:09. #LEW5

He also informs @insurgentsia.bsky.social and @100wecs.bsky.social as well as @rugarooav.bsky.social and @truck-fuchs.bsky.social that they will be joined by a third team to determine the first owners of “Necklace”. #LEW5

While @rugarooav.bsky.social , @truck-fuchs.bsky.social , and @dedmemry.bsky.social are awarded the DQ win, Steven relays the message that Scoops and DM will face off in a Street Fight at LEW 6. #LEW5

The six-man tag co-main event flies off the rails at the 9:10 mark as @sc00psmcgee.bsky.social launches a chair at @dedmemry.bsky.social and entire pack breaks out into chaos. #LEW5

Another scheduled triple threat doesn’t come to fruition as Cashew gets on the mic to yap about the importance of letting dogs eat people food only sometimes and eats up the entirety of the timeslot. #LEW5

Behind one of the car statues, LEW’s camera crew rushes to find a brawl breaking out between @sc00psmcgee.bsky.social and @dedmemry.bsky.social that’s quickly broken up by some folks. #LEW5

@vhodka.bsky.social secures the pin on @atararaven.bsky.social at 14:18 after @carebearstrader.bsky.social hits the Carebear Countdown on Atara and is thrown out of the ring by Vhodka who capitalizes on the downed bird lady. #LEW5

We’re welcomed to this show by our beloved announce team of Tungsten Frunkler’s neighbor and Steven. To fit the venue, the two men call the action from a racecar bed. #LEW5

“Strut” by Steven Seagal can be heard on the other end of a call put on speaker as two people in the crowd do a fistbump that turns into a “boom” motion. #LEW5

a guy who i already beat the shit out of, a guy who's owned a beating, and whatever the fuck a truck fuchs is. im marching into this tag match with my crew and we're not even gonna break a sweat while we beat the brakes off these losers #lew5 @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social

#LEW5 Me and Stetson are about to saddle up & lock in to corral two dastardly intruders on these @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social BELTlands.

#TactFacts say they'll be leavin' with BELT'ed hides so everyone knows who whipped those keisters.

Went and got that city slicker Larry a proper hat and boots for this match, so now I reckon we’re gonna stomp on those varmints. They’re fixin’ to get BELT to their asses. #LEW5

fuck

#lew5

know what real low effort is? posting two days after deadline and asking forgiveness not permission. i’m kicking truck dude in the balls btw.

#lew5

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Almost certain the cars at carhenge are older than @sc00psmcgee.bsky.social and he is ancient. The best part of the match is I'm bringing a truck to carhenge

#lew5 @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social

Last time I stepped in the ring with @sc00psmcgee.bsky.social, I hit him so hard in the head with a chair that he lost control of his body and, I dare say, I think I smelled poop. Well, this Saturday, no amount of tag partners will stop me from making Poops McGee crap his tights one more time. #LEW5

Paul and I had a barn burner ta' start off LEW4, and now the head honchos chose ta' team us up against Walker and Tact (whom shall be referred to as Wact from henceforth) at #LEW5.

If Paul and I could do that shit ta' each other and still be able ta' ally, what makes Wact think they stand a chance?

I'm solving the Riddle of the Sphinx at the next @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social tourist trap outlaw mudshow. My answer: Truck Bombs for Johnny Waahhchus (4 legs) Olivia Whosis (2 legs) and Gramps McGee (3 legs but not like the three 'ol Truck's sporting) ain't a single one of them walking out #LEW5

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I love Atty and Cara. They’re like my family.

But sometimes your family dies of carbon monoxide poisoning while you’re out stripping the copper wiring from that vacant houses air conditioner and you become the sole beneficiary to some fat life insurance policies.

This is just like that. #LEW5

Partnas to opponents, this bizness is fickle: bosses to us grunters to all the Carebearmaniacs power walkin’ beside me

Bhrudka again in a match w/ Bruhopolis is 1 more L but Imma just happy to get a casserole after as one o’dem thinks Imma the gum on her shoe

#LEW5

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