“Jacinta Nampijinpa Price effectively demoted to shadow minister for defence industry and defence personnel…
Ley did not reappoint former Liberal frontbencher Jane Hume to shadow cabinet but denied that decision was “vengeance”
Crumb maidening in times of crumb shortage 😂😂
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BREAKING: Barnaby Joyce desperate to save Coalition, “Without another frontbench seat, there’s no way I can afford another divorce and the child support when the next single junior staffer turns up!”
Blurred and stumbling film at eleven.

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It’s great that the Libs and Nats are finally letting the women in their parties…ummm… fight to the death…. 🤔
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Howard moaning about LNP

BREAKING: Death Eater tries breathing soul BACK into rotting carcass.
Film at eleven.

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Say what you like about #dogActDutton, but announcing a policy end to Work From Home, then killing it by the end of the week is certainly ‘agile’. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Amirite David LittleToBeProudOf ???

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Ex-PM John Howard slams 'stupid' Coalition split Liberal heavyweight John Howard has slammed the Coalition's breakup as a "stupid move", and has backed nuclear power.

BREAKING: John Howard offers Libs and Nats use of his embalming fluid and moth balls; “They work. I’ve been dead for ten years and they can still wheel me out at election time.”
Film at eleven

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I don’t believe for an instant that Littleproud or McKenzie decided to just end the L-NP. Advance, Rinehart, Murdoch and IPA run that ship and they wouldn’t allow it if it didn’t benefit the far right. My spidey senses say the pricks are up to something, and it’s sneaky. 🤔

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Dutton says Pell’s conviction a ‘political persecution’, singles out Andrews government The Coalition leader said the cardinal’s year in prison “should provide some cause for reflection for the Victorian Labor Government and its institutions”.

Hey, thats just untrue. So unfair to the Liberals.

The Liberal Party also represents alleged paedophile priests. 🤔

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BREAKING: Nationals end 80-year coalition because Sussan Ley did not make scones and tea for the party room.
Film at eleven.

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BREAKING: Nationals end 80-year coalition because Sussan Ley did not make scones and tea for the party room.
Film at eleven.

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BREAKING: National Party breaks up with Liberal missus, hooks up with office staffer.

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Media ignoring Coalition shit-show to pick fault with Labor.

Mark David way ahead of his time it seems.

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#dogActDutton’s CV now includes:

* First Opposition Leader to lose own seat.
* Largest election loss in ~80 years.
* Destroyed the conservative coalition.

As his hero would say, “So much winning”.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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My first reaction to that photo…
Cousins marryin’ cousins 😬😬😬
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Advance director says ‘bed-wetting anonymous Liberals’ trying to blame others after bitter election defeat Exclusive: Senior Liberal sources question rightwing advocacy group’s impact – and ongoing role – after Labor landslide

BREAKING: Far-right lobby group Advance blames incontinent members for LNP election loss; “the bed-wetters tried to blame us first! Did-so!”

Advance threatens to have their dad bash up the bed-wetter’s dad.
Film (with plenty of popcorn) at eleven.

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