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Rents, cocktail prices, and tuk-tuk fares will come way down! Cambodians will live in BKK1 again! #Cambodia #NGOpocalypse #LOLDonors

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Think of how much better traffic will be when all the aid workers leave! #Cambodia #LOLDonors #NGOpocalypse

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It's basically a win-win scenario. Well, for the serfs it'll be lose-lose, but who cares about them? #Cambodia #LOLDonors

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And then we can shame ex-donors with poverty porn while getting even more money from China! #Cambodia #LOLDonors

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And by "I," I don't mean the CPP. I mean that I, personally, will win every Parliamentary seat. #Cambodia #LOLDonors

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If donors cut funding, I'll be less accountable than ever! I'll totally win every seat in the next election! #Cambodia #LOLDonors

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Cut our funding? OH NO! How will I survive? #Cambodia #LOLDonors

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We've got a whole nation of hostages and, frankly, donors care more about them than we do. Pony up, suckers! #Cambodia #Hostages #LOLDonors

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@jun_mia @andy_social1 This year won't be too tough. The '98 meeting was smooth, and that was after a tanks-in-the-streets coup! #LOLDonors

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Appeal to the donors? Yeah, right. They're known for making super-quick decisions. LOL. #cambodia #electionskh #LOLdonors

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Then I go buy a shitload of Happy Cambodia T-shirts to send everybody, and they forget about it until the next year. #Cambodia #LOLdonors

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This is your day, journos, because your work gives Cambodia the global sympathy that fuels our kleptocracy! #cambodia #WPFD2012 #loldonors

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But I'm about whatever, man. It's not like I have never used the "listen to my sob story" thing to make some dough. #cambodia #loldonors

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But the Lop V looks impressive, though, right? It only cost $300 million of Japan's money! #cambodia #lopv #loldonors

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