I got this text too! I bet he sent it to everyone on his contacts list. Again. #LOLUSA

A Cambodian official holds a sign that reads, “safe to speak” in 2013. It was not safe to speak.

We’re doing an emergency airlift of all our “Safe to Speak” signs to the US regime, because it’s one thing to repress speech, but ballers repress speech and then say “don’t worry about it, it’s safe, really!” #Cambodia #SafetoSpeakKH #LOLUSA

I mean, comedians forced out because of business threats is kind of bullshit. Where’s the army? The shock troops? The scorpion cannons? Are there even any politicians in exile? Hit me back when you level up, America. #Hunsanity #LOLUSA

America might have been leader of the “free” world, but when it comes to oppression, they’re totally playing catch-up lol. #Hunsanity #LeaderOfTheMeWorld #LOLUSA

How very apropos #LOLUSA

And man, those union leaders better watch out for personal disputes that have nothing to do with their organizing! Whoopsie! #LOLUSA #StrongmanTips

Oh shit America has finally found the one true path to peace and prosperity: charging legislators with incitement! WELCOME FELLOW TRAVELERS IN LIBERTY
#Hunsanity #LOLUSA

Our strongman Signal groupchat (“Top Dicks 69”) has officially rescinded Trump’s invitation to the 2025 Strongman BBQ and Most Dangerous Game. Fucking lowercase fascists. #LOLUSA

LOL weak-ass US strongmanning. There were like, what, 10,000 protests yesterday, and NOBODY dropped scorpions on them? Not a single water cannon? No organized hooligans with slingshots? Talk about a hide-behind-your-desk dictator. #LOLUSA

Just reminding Americans that we have a somewhat-less authoritarian government, warm weather year round, and a visa for retirees that has surprisingly few requirements if you’re over 55! #Cambodia #LOLUSA

But then who would run the American economy? #Macaqueconomics #LOLUSA

Oh man, that “coup” was total bullshit. I tried to give Trump advice like 10 times, but whenever I’d call, he’d just ask for “General Tso,” whoever that is. #LOLUSA #Hunsanity

Lol I have more Twitter followers than the US President now. HUN SEN WINS AGAIN! #Cambodia #LOLUSA #Hunsanity

You guys really don’t understand how good it feels to have the moral high ground on the United States of Motherfucking America. #Cambodia #LOLUSA #MontagnardsKeptTheirKids #FamilesBelongTogether

This #G7 hilarity could totally have been avoided if they did the whole crossed-arms ASEAN handshake orgy. #Cambodia #Asean #AseanDictators #LOLUSA

So, your judiciary is actually independent? That’s not just, like, a cynical joke? LOL you’re doing it wrong. #LOLUSA #Hunsanity

If they change it to "promoting kleptocracy abroad," I AM SO THERE. #Cambodia #LOLUSA @USEmbPhnomPenh

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OMG this guy is the worst dictator ever. #LOLUSA @realDonaldTrump

Oh man. We're not going to get anything done today. We were up late binge-watching this hilarious new show called America. #Cambodia #LOLUSA

"Low Expectations Means You're Never Disappointed!"

#CambodiaTourismSlogans #Hunsanity #LOLUSA

Either way, your hypocrisy is evident and amateurish, so please keep any commentary about our elections to yourself. #Cambodia #LOLUSA

The Kingdom of Cambodia is dismayed by the recent violence against journalists in America. #StronglyWordedLetter #Cambodia #LOLUSA

Man, you'd think the US would have figured out figured out how to influence an election by now. #Cambodia #StronglyWordedLetter #LOLUSA

I, for one, think we should totally debate a round of anti-US sanctions at the UN. That would be so awesome. #Trump #LOLUSA #Hunsanity

I, too, do not eat out with single women. I prefer 3-4 at a time. #Hunsanity #LOLUSA @VP

Hey America! How's that awesome democracy working our for you? #LOLUSA #Cambodia #GodKingsRule

Also, LOL USA. Watch out! Burkina Faso is catching up to you!
#FreePressKH
#LOLUSA