Decided to seize our pedal-powered future by the nuts today and do a cyclo shift. Seems like a lot of workers don’t work in the city anymore? Has anyone else noticed this? #cyclocalypse #Hunsanity

You’re a relic of a bygone age no longer, Samnang Cyclo Driver! Your juicy-to-bursting leg muscles are now the engine of our inevitable economic victory over the forces hindering our internal combustion! #Cambodia #Hunsanity

CYCLO DRIVERS OF CAMBODIA, OUR NATION TURNS ITS STRANDED EYES TO YOU. Thank you for your attention to this matter. #Cambodia #Hunsanity

Oh shit I’m a lock for the FIFA Peace Prize now for sure. #Hunsanity

Less than two hours lololol sucker-ass buster. #StateoftheUnion #Hunsanity

Woof. This guy is NOT the incoherent speed addict I met in 2017. #YikesUSA #StateoftheUnion #Hunsanity

Except from the article above: Dunkley described how the paper functioned as an English-language editing service for the junta. "I actually rewrote the 'four causes,’” he said, referring to the military's core propaganda slogans. "I rewrote them so they sounded a little bit more upbeat in English."

Motherfucker. He did the junta’s propaganda work but hired real journalists for the Phnom Penh Post? WTFOMG. #RossDunkleyFuckingSucks #Cambodia #Hunsanity
cc: @thediplomat.com

Ross Dunkley and the newspaper that sold Myanmar’s generals to the world The Myanmar Times co-founder reflects on his role in helping a brutal regime launder its image

A. Ross Dunkley is a piece of shit.
B. Why wouldn’t he be MY piece of shit?
I’m kind of hurt.
#RossDunkleyFuckingSucks #Burma #Hunsanity

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Cool Shit in SEAsia, Ranked
1) Angkor
2) Borobudur
3) Nana Plaza
4) Universal Studios Singapore
5) Genting Highlands
6) That Handsy Bridge, Vietnam
7) Some Old Pots on a Hill, Laos

#LOLaos #LaosOL #Hunsanity

HUN SEN WINS ANOTHER ELECTION
#Thailand #Hunsanity

Former Cambodian Minister of Information Khieu Kanharith holds up a sign that says “Safe to Speak” for world press freedom day 2013. Exceptions to this rule are noted at the bottom.

Free expression is a human right! Bring your US dollars to Cambodia, where it is Safe to Speak!*

#MovetoCambodia #LandofOpportunity #Hunsanity

*exceptions apply

You want to get in on this with me, @euambcambodia.bsky.social? We can can present a united front against corruption and impunity! #Cambodia #Hunsanity #StronglyWordedLetter #Diplomacy
cc: @thediplomat.com

homer simpson is sitting in a wheelchair in a living room talking to a woman . ALT: homer simpson is sitting in a wheelchair in a living room talking to a woman .

I’m totally sending it. I can totally see why they do these by the way. Feels fucking awesome. KING OF THE WORLD
#GlobalLeadership #Cambodia #Hunsanity

a man in a suit and tie is looking out the window of an airplane and saying `` enjoy the flight '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking out the window of an airplane and saying `` enjoy the flight '' .

“The rights and harmony of your citizens hangs in the balance. With that in mind, the Kingdom of Cambodia STRONGLY OBJECTS to this violence, repression, and persecution, which seems on its face to be politically motivated without regard for basic human dignity and justice.”
#Cambodia #Hunsanity

a man in a police uniform is shaking hands with a woman in a purple coat . ALT: a man in a police uniform is shaking hands with a woman in a purple coat .

“While we respect your right of self-governance, democracy is built on serving the people, not shamelessly extracting their value and jailing or harming them for peaceful self expression, which is a cornerstone of the US Constitution.”
I CAN’T EVEN YOU GUYS
#Cambodia #Hunsanity #Leadership

a group of chimpanzees are walking in a line with the words praise to the new world order ALT: a group of chimpanzees are walking in a line with the words praise to the new world order

It’s time for the adults in the room to fill this void in global leadership OMGOMG #Hunsanity #NEwOrder

a man in a suit and tie is holding his arms in the air and says it 's happening Alt: a man in a suit and tie is holding his arms in the air and says it 's happening

Omg I’m totally going to send a strongly worded letter to the US Embassy over political prosecutions. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
#Cambodia #GlobalLeadership #Hunsanity

PS: it’s not even your country, so leave the politics to us—we’ve got you covered! Phew—What a relief! #Hunsanity

Americans will be executed MUCH LESS SELDOMLY in Cambodia! On a daily basis, your biggest concerns will probably be:

* Ooh, It’s Refreshingly Warm!
* What’s That Smell?
* Why Am I Pooping Like This?

No big deal! #MovetoCambodia #Hunsanity

Our doors, however, remain WIDE OPEN! Join us in our stable “democracy” where the entire course of government is WHOLLY PREDICTABLE, sometimes decades in advance!
Catch the fever (sometimes literally)! #movetoCambodia #Hunsanity #Cambodia

Also, casino slave-labor scam camps being used as military ordnance depots really spoil next year’s Cambodia tourism slogan:

Cambodia: Everything Bad’s a Front for Something Worse!

#Cambodia #Casinoslaves #Cambodiatourismslogans #Hunsanity

To be fair, tech CEOs are quicker to sell out Cambodians than even I am sometimes! It’s quite a thing to see that they’re equal-opportunity bootlickers! #Hunsanity

People underestimate the Armenian threat to Cambodia’s sovereignty! You’d think they’d be nicer because we’re genocide bros, but nope! #Hunsanity

I mean, comedians forced out because of business threats is kind of bullshit. Where’s the army? The shock troops? The scorpion cannons? Are there even any politicians in exile? Hit me back when you level up, America. #Hunsanity #LOLUSA

@bencollins.bsky.social if you need some perspective from countries that are far more developed on the corruption spectrum, drop me a line! You guys are just catching on to how great it will be for 5-10 of your citizens! #Hunsanity

America might have been leader of the “free” world, but when it comes to oppression, they’re totally playing catch-up lol. #Hunsanity #LeaderOfTheMeWorld #LOLUSA

Whoa whoa whoa. This is straight-up corruption discrimination. I guarantee you that our #CasinoSlaves have better job satisfaction than Amazon delivery drivers. #Hunsanity

Crazy-handsome young Hun Sen plays a traditional instrument to lull his enemies into a false sense of security. Caption reads “You just got played”

I’m sure some people will try to spin it one way or another, but we totally won the ceasefire. #WinWinKH #Cambodia #Thailand #Hunsanity

Later in life, though Rany now more-closely resembles her soul, Hun Sen remember to give her the flowers she deserves. caption: You the hottest bitch in this place”

Fun fact: I commissioned the song Everlasting Love to keep my wife from killing or throwing acid on one of my mistresses. #Hunsanity
And…I’m spent.