Cool Shit in SEAsia, Ranked
1) Angkor
2) Borobudur
3) Nana Plaza
4) Universal Studios Singapore
5) Genting Highlands
6) That Handsy Bridge, Vietnam
7) Some Old Pots on a Hill, Laos
#LOLaos #LaosOL #Hunsanity
Meanwhile Laos has just figured out that the city across the bridge from Vientiane is not, in fact, heaven. Bless their idiot hearts. #LOLaos #LaosOL
If this fuckin guy tries to meet with us, the plan is “pretend to be Laos and see if he notices.” #LOLaos #LaosOL #Hunsanity
#Laos wants to know more about the strange metal bird that carried its delegation far above the clouds to arrive in Phnom Penh seemingly at the speed of lightning. #LOLaos #LaosOL #AseanPriorities #AseanIsForLovers #Hunsanity
—TRANSCRIPT OF CALL TO LAOS—
ME: Shut your border to keep Rainsy out.
LAOS: It’s raining? It wasn’t raining this morning. I hope my water buffalo stay dry.
ME: (sigh)
LAOS: BTW, Do your rivers dry up when you build huge dams? We did not expect that AT ALL.
#LOLaos #LaosOL
Also we might be at war w/Laos. But the Lao troops saw our guys' flashlights and started worshipping them, so it's all good. #LOLaos #LaosOL
"By 'common border,' do you mean you come from the lands beyond the watery edge of the world?' "
OMG LAOS SO DUMB.
#Cambodia #LOLaos #LaosOL
Even worse, Choummaly is my roommate! That squirrelly dude is always giggling quietly to himself. #USASEAN2016 #LaosOL #ICallTopBunk
Conversely, the Lao delegation got zero sleep because their hotel doors confounded them. #USASEAN2016 #LaosOL #Sunnylands
Laos killed someone for insulting the wrong prime minister. Again. Idiots. globalnews.ca/news/2027054/canadians-m... #LOLaos #LaosOL #Cambodia
Cambodia and Vietnam get blamed for stirring up because folks are scared of us. Laos is the bumpkinest of country bumpkins. #LaosOL
Laotians would have start believing that the Mekong isn't the border of the Spirit World before rumors could spread. #LaosOL
You know what's a real crime? Lao names! Every one of them sounds like an obscure musical instrument. #Sousaphones #LaosOL
So bravo, @denechen. When Lao officials discover the Internet in 20 years, they will read your story and cry salty, stupid tears. #LaosOL
I'm sure they were thinking, "There's no way a Malaysian developer would lie to us, right? He was wearing a socks AND spectacles!" #LaosOL
Leave Laos alone, predatory developers! It just figured out the voices on cellphones aren't the spirits of their ancestors! #LaosOL
Poor, naive Laos. They'll fall for anything! www.cambodiadaily.com/news/don-sahong-charm-of... #LaosOL #Cambodia #simpletons
