But seriously, that declaration has strong penalties for those who totally ignore it LOL. #USASEAN2016 #Cambodia #Toothlesness
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Shit got really weird last night. Tequila is not your friend, kids. #USASEAN2016
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Even worse, Choummaly is my roommate! That squirrelly dude is always giggling quietly to himself. #USASEAN2016 #LaosOL #ICallTopBunk
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I can't believe we have to sleep in bunk beds tonight. #USASEAN2016 #Sunnylands #ICallTopBunk
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I think I'm really close to getting the US to lower tariffs on scorpion-based persuasion techniques. #USASEAN2016
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I'd give that speech a C-. #USASEAN2016
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Wait a second! He smiled big for everyone but me! Must have been an oversight. #USASEAN2016 #Cambodia https://x.com/rtvmalacanang/status/699379642306723840
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@HunSensEye Um, but China's super cute, too. 🤑 #USASEAN2016
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Every time I see Barry, I'm struck by his overwhelming handsomeness. #USASEAN2016 #Hunsanity #Cambodia
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Barry said he only shows his teeth when he meets people he doesn't like. #USASEAN2016 https://t.co/VHdE47ziFL
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Happy to see the "Vietnamization" sign in there. Did the Viet protesters see it? AWKWARD. #USASEAN2016 #Sunnylands https://t.co/XYtBCODfAb
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It's nice to see someone with a "Free All Activists" sign, though. It's really an evergreen sentiment. #USASEAN2016 #Sunnylands
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"Hun Sen Qadafi Sadam"? Really? So much for this "great" US education system. #USASEAN2016 #Sunnylands #Cambodia https://t.co/bIbGuYq2Ck
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Protests hurt my feelings so much! I wish protest signs reflected the my positive qualities! #USASEAN2016 #Cambodia https://t.co/hUeuDalcVL
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Conversely, the Lao delegation got zero sleep because their hotel doors confounded them. #USASEAN2016 #LaosOL #Sunnylands
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And Najib just called me up to brag about finding $200 million under his pillow. Again. These guys are the worst. #USASEAN2016 #Sunnylands
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Jokowi's wearing his "...And Justice for All" Tshirt; he'll probably sing "One" at karaoke. Again. #USASEAN2016 #Sunnylands #JokowiVisitsUS
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I hope there's a good gift basket at this thing. @JohnKerry said there would be a kick-ass gift basket. #USASEAN2016 #Sunnylands
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I hear Laos is really going to push for lowered jar tariffs, because they've got a huge surplus. #USASEAN2016 #Sunnylands #PlainJars
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I can't wait to see Barry "Bro-Bama" again. Remember the last time we hung out? #USASEAN2016 #Cambodia https://t.co/hv5IFywg2u
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I know this is an informal agenda, but having just 4 hours of karaoke is bullshit. Karaoke is the glue of ASEAN! #USASEAN2016 #Cambodia
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"The temperature of this Croissan'Wich defames the entire royal family!" Prayut screamed at the drive-thru window. #USASEAN2016 #Thailand
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Culture shock is tough: Prayut just tried to arrest 5 Burger King employees for lese majeste. #USASEAN2016 #Thailand
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Squidimex is all like, "We already pay them NEXT to nothing...imagine if we paid them EXACTLY nothing!" #USASEAN2016 https://www.cambodiadaily.com/squidinc/
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I do hope we work out a deal on those Thai shrimp slaves, though. Because Squidimex wants some slaves, too. #USASEAN2016 #Cambodia
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Another reason China's the best: Its indifference to "human rights" means that the US soft-peddles them, too! #USASEAN2016 #Cambodia #China
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I hope we're not in a "Hotel California" situation, because that seems simultaneously comfortable and terrifying. #USASEAN2016
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What should I do today? #USASEAN2016 #Cambodia
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Jet lag sucks! Good thing I've got nothing important to do tomorrow. #USASEAN2016
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