Who’s left?
#Myanmar, you say? Now that I think of it, they ARE here, and they’re also members of #ASEAN! Crazy! They’ve been pretty quiet; I wonder what’s going on with them. I’m sure everything’s fine. #AseanPriorities #AseanIsForLovers #Hunsanity
#Indonesia is asking everyone if the Big Boy countries will mind if they hold the #G20 Leaders Summit in a barely-movable 3-day Bali traffic jam, so everyone can get there in time. I love that for them. #AseanPriorities #AseanIsForLovers #Hunsanity
#Vietnam is a cipher wrapped in an enigma wrapped in rice paper and topped with a conical hat, but I think they’re hinting at the idea of just logging the shit out of Cambodia and Laos for as long as they can get away with it. #AseanPriorities #AseanIsForLovers #Hunsanity
The #Singapore delegation is still looking for an acceptably clean restroom, but I assume they’ll want restrictions on free speech as usual. Like, yeah, who doesn’t. #AseanIsForLovers #AseanPriorities #Hunsanity #WhatABunchOfPricks
#Malaysia is wondering if anyone knows who their prime minister is, and honestly I’m stumped. #AseanPriorities #AseanIsForLovers #Hunsanity
#Laos wants to know more about the strange metal bird that carried its delegation far above the clouds to arrive in Phnom Penh seemingly at the speed of lightning. #LOLaos #LaosOL #AseanPriorities #AseanIsForLovers #Hunsanity
The #Philippines is demanding that everyone pronounce the abbreviation for the Moro Islamic Liberation Front letter by letter—M.I.L.F.—because saying “MILF” all the time seems too sexy. #AseanPriorities #AseanIsForLovers #Hunsanity
#Brunei, bless its dark heart, wants to stone anyone who uses the word “moist.” Harsh, Brunei, but I get it. #AseanPriorities #AseanIsForLovers #Hunsanity
I, for one, am determined to sell Sihanoukville, Koh Kong, and Poipet to the highest bidders, because wow, embarrassing, even for us. #AseanPriorities #Hunsanity #AseanIsForLovers #Cambodia
So, it seems that our Myanmar Appeasement Win-Win Resolution is out in the wild, so I can’t leak that. BUT! Every #Asean nation has priorities, and here they are. #AseanIsForLovers #Cambodia #AseanPriorities
