"Labour ministers [in the UK] asked in recent days about the looming energy crisis sparked by the Iran war, including Keir Starmer himself, have essentially stuck to that reassuring wartime slogan: keep calm and carry on."
(The Guardian)
#lolz
#collapse
Oh look, it's that awkward part of collapse where some peeps are still optimistic that homo colossus will react to energy rationing in a rational manner.
#lolz
#collapse
Found a pic of #Wangsta Jarred Brooks from 1988. #FreakyFridayFroBack #Slidell #Louisiana #Walmart #SparkDriver #SparkDelivery #OperationNoGUDE #SpecialPotatoTV #EggplantWarz #RoastWarz #ModWarz #LyingWarz #StreamerWarz #StickerWarz #GriftWarz #LoLz
"We think there will be meetings [with Iran] this week. We’re certainly hopeful for it."
(Steve Witkoff)
#lolz
#collapse
Oh look, British supermarket chain Asda’s executive chair has called on the government to “stand up and start doing stuff” to support farmers and ease the price of fuel.
#lolz
#collapse
Oh look, Trump has extended deadline for Iran to open the strait of Hormuz by 10 days.
#lolz
#collapse
Oh look, Iran's attacks on US military bases across the Middle East have forced many American troops to "work remotely" due to "severe" damage, according to the peeps at the New York Times.
#lolz
#collapse
“Iran says US is negotiating with itself”
(BBC)
#15PointPlan
#lolz
Good mournings #doomisphere 🤗
News from #dystopia: from now on, the #US will only allow domestically manufactured internet routers for end consumers.
However, such devices don't exist. 🫢
#LedByMorons
#badaDOOM
#collapse
#lolz
#💀
"The [U.S.] government’s consolidated balance sheet position, excluding the SOSI, deteriorated by nearly $2.07 trillion between FY 2024 and FY 2025, reaching a staggering negative $41.72 trillion."
(fortune.com)
#lolz
#collapse
"Sometimes you have to escalate to de-escalate."
(US treasury secretary, Scott Bessent)
#lolz
#collapse
"Hauliers [in Ireland] have threatened to "launch immediate protest actions" if the Government does not make concrete proposals to reduce the cost of fuel."
(RTE News)
#lolz
#collapse
'The worst-case scenario is a nuclear incident [in Iran], and that's something that worries us the most.'
(WHO director Hanan Balkhy)
#lolz
#collapse
"You know, when we use the term stagflation, I always have to point out that was a 1970s term at a time when unemployment was in double figures and inflation was really high and the misery index was super high"
(Jerome Powell)
#lolz
#collapse
“The only thing prohibiting transit in the straits right now is Iran shooting at shipping. It is open for transit should Iran not do that”
(Pete Hegseth)
#lolz
#collapse
"China has remained publicly silent after U.S. President Donald Trump on Monday urged Beijing to help reopen the Strait of Hormuz, the critical oil chokepoint that has been largely shut down during the escalating war with Iran."
(oilprice.com)
#lolz
#collapse
😄 pope advisor writes article:
"American heresy: should Peter Thiel be burned at the stake?"
#lolz
Oh look, the Trump administration is proposing to lift some limits on the use of ethylene oxide, a carcinogenic gas used for sterilization, saying previous constraints imposed under former President Joe Biden may hamper medical device makers' ability to clean their facilities.
#lolz
#collapse
"Donald Trump has said Iran will be hit “very hard” in the coming days, describing leaders of the regime as “deranged scumbags” who it was a “great honor” to kill"
(The Guardian)
#lolz
#collapse
I know you are not suppose to make Wastleland your home biodome, but I’m too committed now.
Here is how it’s coming along…
(Click pictures for a wider view)
(Also can’t get more black paint for the life of me #lolz)
#Pokopia
#Pokemon
#Nintendo
Gawgeous! Can't compete on that level, so I'm going for a fun Queen cover
#ILikelyLoseTheJoustTonight
#lolz
youtu.be/Bct_S9Dp3dE?...
"US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said "absolutely not" when asked by Sky News whether there was a price that could cause him to confront President Donald Trump and say the Iran war was no longer affordable."
(RTE News)
#lolz
#collapse
Oh look, Trump has said that Iran competing in the World Cup wouldn't be appropriate 'for their own safety.'
#lolz
#collapse
"The United States is the largest Oil Producer in the World, by far, so when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money,”
(Trump)
#lolz
#collapse
Feels like it's rained for a million years this year amiriight hahahaha... #bantz #lolz #livelovelaugh
Oh look, Trump has said that the US will release the Strategic Petroleum Reserve “a little bit.”
#lolz
#collapse
