Goes down really well when I mix up the heteros who’ve also lived here for 20 years #bantz
I thought Saturdays was the day for the “pain team”
#bantz
This is pretty decent #bantz from Leverkusen, tbf.
I am sure it's better than the bishop on Today this morning who suggested Larry the Downing Street Cat should be on banknotes. A *bishop*. #Bantz
Real life Ghost Train at Thorpe Park anyone 😂😏👀
#Bantz
youtu.be/ZOHP4duIsCU?...
There was still a hosepipe ban for Yorkshire Water though.
#bantz
Feels like it's rained for a million years this year amiriight hahahaha... #bantz #lolz #livelovelaugh
What’s German for #Bantz @rkemb.bsky.social
An unnecessary second word for most from there. #bantz
Bolton fans haven't managed to find their way home yet from last week. #bantz
#bantz 😄
#bantz innit
You KNOW you will regret this, right? #bantz
Make sure you film it for the #bantz
Mate, if it wound me up you’d have been blocked long ago. Just a bit of #bantz
Anyone posted that bacon nativity scene yet?
#Bantz
#Rice in World XI form again as #Arsenal outplay a v good #Bayern side in the second half. 3-1 about right but #Merino could/should have scored a hat-trick of headers.
Gooners are in the European elite alright. Just as well #HarryKane didn't play, eh? 😉
#ChampionsLeague #bantz
Very good point....which is more than we'll get! #bantz
Right. #Eng batting. Think I’ll watch an hour then sleep. But will I *actually sleep?*
#Ashes #Aus #bantz
Boaby G in particular was very pissed off by the end, but all respect due to Mani for having the stones to enter the belly of the beast, as it were, and absolutely not give a fuck about pissing off at least 50% of the audience, just for the #bantz - RIP.
Now that’s a dilemma. Raise a valid point and be permanently labelled, or sacrifice your principles in the hope the name doesn’t stick. Either way you’re doomed. Perfect #bantz
What a pointless dilemma. In the time honoured tradition of #bantz you must put up with any nickname your friends bestow upon you. The only recourse is to find the one name they hate and call them that. Forever. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...