Today’s Papers #144: Weaponised Wellness, Bot Police, And The Great British Defection Carousel A “draft sent in error”, a chatbot on the crime desk, and Britain sold a hug with a barcode.

Good morning to the lovely people of Britain & the even luckier people abroad.
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Labour's deputy throne: Phillipson & Powell slug it out post-Rayner's £40k tax flop on her £800k Hove hideaway!
-> Party Members' said to crave a Starmer challenger!

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