Awwwww Show is so cute when she’s sleepy, which is, like, 95% of the time. The other 5% of the time, she’s an insatiable, ferocious, homicidal lunatic, and I love her for all 100% even though I bear literal scars from her love 😅

I managed to sneak Larrius in next to Show while she snoozed. She was a little too vigorous in her first encounter with Lucky-Strike Larrius (he’s so cool 😎) (a regular, little, green James Dean), but this one went better because she wasn’t aware they were having it 🤣

Such a sweet baby 🤗

Go read it!

#lol!

#ShowTheDog met #Larrius before, but she was a little too rough the 1st time around, & I had to rescue him 😅

This time, she was blissfully unaware they were meeting again. He’s so cool 😎

& so is she!! The coolest 🤗

#DogSky

Show ALSO mentioned: kcookandcatsco.medium.com/if-this-is-y...

What a cool cucumber 😎

#Larrius is still with us 🤗

He’s living large and fast, & I think the shelf-life (ha!) of vegetable-friends is, like… pretty ephemeral.

So I’m treasuring my time with this little cutie. I just chatter at him, and he leans on stuff and doesn’t say anything. It’s like we’re married!! 😅

#factoria

WHAT A CUTIE SHE IS 🥰

I let Show, the dog, play with Lucky-Strike Larrius a little bit, but she was a bit too aggressive for his tastes 😅

Isn’t #ShowtheDog the absolute cutest angel in the world?? 🤗🥰

I let Show meet #Larrius for a brief moment, but she was a bit too overzealous, so I quickly rescued him 😅

She’s like a model, when she looks over her shoulder! Vogueing 💁‍♀️

#Dog #Dogs #DogSky #DogsofBlueSky #bellevue #factoria #pnwdogs

Don’t smoke. If you do, you might look as cool as this cucumber 😬

Now, I don’t think anyone (including me) should smoke #cigarettes, but what a COOL #cucumber, amirite? 😎

He has a name, #Larrius; now he’s got a good #streetname, too: Lucky-Strike Larrius 🎲🎲

He can’t do the thing, but he knows a guy who knows a guy, et cetera et cetera, capiche? 🤌

#lol #mobties

Larrius is just relaxin. I need to get him some shades or some googly eyes or something.

I think you can see the resemblance 🤓

Cool as a #cucumber, baby 😎

#Larrius #PaneraBread #Bellevue #pnw #vegatables #anthropomorphization #lol

He’s the strong, silent type. I think. He’s definitely the silent type 🤔

#Larrius is keeping me company as I #write at #PaneraBread (come say hi!), & I’m explaining the #stickers on my #laptop to him:

“Yeah, idk what that 1 means. I think that 1 means I’m #gay. Those are #library gnomes, I think? Whales are cute? Idk, man, I like putting stickers on things.” 🤷‍♀️

#lol 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Yikes… I’ve named him 😬 and he’s already showing visible signs of… uh, ‘being loved,’ we’ll say, in a Velveteen Rabbit sort of way His name is Larrius, though, and he’s real to ME 😭

Welp…

I knew I shouldn’t, but he’s so hip and cool and cute I couldn’t help myself, & I’ve named my new #cucumber buddy, a gift from Luther.

#Larrius 🤗

He’s reminiscent of Larry from Vegetable Tales, plus Mike has a bird friend I’ve met named #Beakius, & — again — I couldn’t help myself 😭

#names