Meanwhile, a racist meltdown in the Walmart parking lot becomes the new American jackpot. Forget working, forget healthcare, forget dignity- just scream a slur loud enough and watch the money pour in! It’s the GoFundMe equivalent of dumpster-diving for clout. #LateStageAmerica

#TrumpLameDuck #MuskRunningThings #WhoVotedForThis #GovernmentCosplay #PartTimePresident #BillionaireTakeover #LateStageAmerica #FoxNewsCabinet

It would almost be poetic that after everything we have endured, it’s not protests or petitions that might spark uprising—it’s a hot Italian guy with a killer smile and a perfect body taking out a CEO that finally unites us. Like Bastille Day with fuck me eyes.

#LuigiMangione #LateStageAmerica