Please call back later. I'm too sleepy to talk.
#naptime #eepykitten #catnap #leaveamessage

Call your representatives and demand they pressure Izzy to release the freedom flotilla hostages. Food is a birthright. Remember why the flotilla was on its way to do what they had to do #call #email #leaveamessage

Everyone including Superman used these stations. In the past you could find one situated on just about every street corner. The cell phone has taken over and it's amazing how things have changed. Small is the new big.

#communications #phonebooths #touchtone #leaveamessage

On vacay for the next couple days. You can have a foot pic as a treat… #vacationmode #myjobisbeach #mydmsareopen #leaveamessage

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Photo generated by chatGPT (openai.com) #InaneAnsweringMessage #VoicemailHumor #LeaveAMessage #FunnyCalls #QuirkyVoicemail

Consecutive phone calls from Switzerland and England. As Alice said from Wonderland, “Curiouser and curiouser.” Next time, #leaveamessage
#secondpost

Direct messages (aka, DMs) are not bad. Go on, direct message me all you want.

I mean, I won't respond. But, yeah, you can direct message me all you want.

#cryptofascistnymphosalesinc
#yeahimaCEOtoo
#thosestarvingchildrenaresoluckytohaveyou
#beeeeeep
#leaveamessage

I am so bad at answering the phone.
It's text or face to face conversations for me!
#pleasehangup
#leaveamessage
#phonephobia

There's one guy who will keep calling me until I either answer or dropkick the phone into the sun. And it's NEVER an emergency. He just called three times back to back. If I don't answer the first time, please leave me be #onadeadline #touchgrass #leaveamessage #dammit

Volentieri, in francese :-) RT @machedavvero: @tigella ciao, ti va di partecipare a #Leaveamessage? :) http://bit.ly/leaveamessage2012