Or, if you'd prefer to read 23'000 words on the matter:
necessaryevil.blog/2025/02/08/l...
#LegitBosses2024
It's only February, and I've already finished the best songs of 2024!
23000 words, 120+ minutes to read. Maybe make a coffee? #LegitBosses2024
Come on though, it was @charlixcxofficial.bsky.social's year, wasn't it?
#SympathyForAKnife is #1, and we should have really all accepted that by now
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9s4...
And close but no cigar for #MicaLevi at #2 with #SlobAir. Truly an astonishing attempt at evolution for the entire artform
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiXv...
I heard you like magic
I've got a wand and a rabbit
So baby, let's get freaky, get kinky
Let's make this bed get squeaky
#3 is #RedWineSupernove by #ChappellRoan because OF COURSE IT IS
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS6i...
#Hinds! #HINDS! #MotherfuckingHINDS! #MOTHERFUCKINGHINDS!
#BoomBoomBack is #4 and you all need to get with this program
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5I1...
#5 is... Sweet Mary Jesus Christ...
Everytime I listen to (Ctrl C, Ctrl V) #Gymnopedie by #Tapir! I discover new reasons to love it.
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE0m...
My girlfriend has a boyfriend
He hasn't met me yet
Don't know if he knows I exist
It might make him upset
#LoveBites at #8 by #LavaLaRue is a motehrfucking ANTHEM!
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGgD...
At #9 and...
No, but seriously though, how perfect is #RightBackToIt by #Waxahatchee and #MJLenderman?
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL3i...
Hit me hit me with that super baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass!!
We open the top #10 with an absolute BANGER: #BlackEye by #AllieX
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=19aP...
Mhm, mosh pit smell like Chanel, hm
Yes, Microsoft, I'ma excel, hm
Mhm, nine, ten, eleven, fuck 12, hm
I love #ChanelPit by #TierraWhack so much at #11
What is that shit you smell? She is that shit you smell
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=So36...
#CharliXCX/@charlixcxofficial.bsky.social is just LIVING THAT LIFE at #12 with #VonDutch
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwZ1...
Yeah, OK, but #BigMan by #SelfEsteem and #MoonchildSanelly is just a better song at #13
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mteC...
Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophiles
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fuck 'em up
So OF COURSE #14 is #NotLikeUs by #KendrickLamar. Read the blog entry for a full analysis of the feud
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H58v...
We hate the bitches you fuck, 'cause they confuse themself with real women
And notice, I said "we, " it's not just me, I'm what the culture feelin'
#15 is #Euphoria by #KendrickLamar (do you see what I'm doing here?)
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPqD...
He hates Black women, hypersexualizes 'em with kinks of a nympho fetish
Grew facial hair because he understood bein' a beard just fit him better
#16 is #MeetTheGrahams by #KendrickLamar
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QiF...
Fake bully, I hate bullies, you must be a terrible person
Everyone inside your team is whispering that you deserve it
#17 is #6:16InLA by #KendrickLamar
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=13MB...
#18 is #Future and #MetroBoomin with #LikeThat.
You might not know, but this song actually features #KendrickLamar
"Motherfuck the big three, nigga, it's just big me"
That'll be the last we hear of that
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9bK...
"Girl, you walk like a bitch"
When I was ten, someone said that
Yeah, #GirlSoConfusing by @charlixcxofficial.bsky.social and #Lorde was a cultural MOMENT, and #19
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q3K...
Into the top #20 with rape and pillage at the retirement village and #WildGod and #NickCave and #TheBadSeeds
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAgs...
#21 is #PaisleyPark, possibly the worst ever #Prince videos, but one of His greatest ever singles
Like, top 100 maybe...
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mhL...
#22 is #TrainingSeason by #DuaLipa/@dualipa.bsky.social and
This
Is what
I'm fucking
Talking about
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjBZ...
Ha, ha-ya-ha-ya!
Yeah, #DontMindMe is NOT your standard #LesSavyFav/@lessavyfav.bsky.social banger at #23
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJTg...
#24 is #Spades, confirming that #serpentwithfeet still satisfies my appety-ee-yite...
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiE5...
That city sewer slut's the vibe
Internationally recognized
I set the tone, it's my design
And it's stuck in your mind
#25 is #CharliXCX/@charlixcxofficial.bsky.social with #360
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJW-...
I like black #Coffee and cigarettes
And flowers from boys that I'm not sleeping with
I like trees when they let go off their leaves
They're so wise, they get rid of their shit
#Hinds at #26 are the best thing going so you need to get with that shit
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT_Y...
#27 is #RavynLenae again, and I am eternally grateful than dumb little humans are capable of creating things as beautiful as #Pilot
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKIT...
You're my reflection
How could I break you?
What would I do
With all these
Pieces of you, pieces of you
#PiecesOfYou in my hand?
#070Shake is #28
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_8x...
#29 is #OneWish by #RavynLenae and I am literally dead
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oNY...
At #30... is #Phoneglow the best ever #Burial song...?
#LegitBosses2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvmK...