Lego Ed and Stede hanging onto the branch of a flowering tree
April in the #LegoEdandStede calendar 🌸
“Darling! Isn't this exhilarating?”
“Only mildly nerve-wracking, yeah.”
“Oh, come now. Just think of it as the next aduenture.”
“Always do, babe.”
Lego Ed and Stede having a little pre-snooze chat in their purple felt
“Can we just sleep for a week?”
*chuckles* “Wouldn’t that be something.”
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Ed and Stede on top of a hotel room lamp
“Babe. Why is this hotel the loudest fuckin’ place in the entire fuckin’ universe??”
“I wish I knew, darling. I wish I knew.”
“Why are they making a ruckus in the hall every two seconds?? Gonna fuckin’ lose it.”
“It’s more than enough to drive one well around the bend, yes.”
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Lego Ed and Stede with planes etc. in the background
“We EVER gonna make it, babe??”
“Er. Maybe?”
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Lego Ed and Stede enjoying a casual hangout with an extra-phallic cucumber
“Darling! Isn’t the shape of this cucurbit marvelous?”
*guffaws* “Figures you’d like it, babe.”
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An unimpressive haft-seen with Lego Ed and Stede lying in some alfalfa sprouts, which are indeed not the right kind of sprouts, but the photographer didn’t plan ahead adequately. The other relevant items are garlic, an apple, hyacinth, sumac, vinegar, and coins. There’s also a candle and mirror and painted (fake) eggs
A closeup of Lego Ed and Stede in the sprouts
“Don’t think these are the right kind of sprouts, are they?”
“No, but they sure are comfy.”
Happy Norouz from the Menaces and #LegoEdandStede 🌷🌸🌼
Lego Ed and Stede and a sparklepony
“Look, Ed! Another one of these magical creatures!”
“Fancy as fuck, gotta say.”
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“I don’t know, darling. This isn’t as…dramatic as I thought it would be.”
“Kind of a lot of bouncing around, yeah.”
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Lego Ed and Stede outside of a hall with fencing strips
“Ooooh Ed!! Do you think we’ll get to see some of the moves you taught me??”
“…maybe not all of them.”
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Lego Ed and Stede holding onto a string of a guitar sculpture
A guitar sculpture honoring The Ramones
“A bit big for us to properly…what is it…’shred,’ no?”
“Just a little, babe.”
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Lego Ed and Stede in some mods under a branchy potted plant
“You really do find the insane foliage everywhere we go, dontcha?”
*smiles* “Guilty as charged.”
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Lego Ed and Stede on a fox stuffie’s lap, holding hands
“You know, darling, I’ve always thought you were very…𝘧𝘰𝘹𝘺.” *waggles eyebrows*
“Babe. How long have you been waiting to make that joke?”
“Never you mind.”
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Lego Ed and Stede hanging out on a white pine branch
As promised, here’s March in the #LegoEdandStede calendar!
“Isn’t this lovely, darling? 𝘗𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘶𝘴. White pine. Five needles in each fascicle.”
“Pretty cool, yeah. Always like to get up close and personal with the insane foliage, don’t ya?”
*smiles*
“Guilty as charged.”
Just to pull the kissy version out of replies, should you like to see 💋
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Lego Ed and Stede in front of Lego cherry blossoms
“This is 𝘸𝘢𝘺 better than that cold, white nonsense, babe.”
“You do look extra lovely surrounded by flowers, darling.”
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Lego Ed and Stede in a small hollow in the piled-up snow on a railing
“S’a little better than being actually 𝘪𝘯 it. I guess.”
“We adapt, don’t we, darling? And we have nowhere we need to go today.”
“Hmm. Gonna need tea and a warm bath after this, then.”
“With me?”
“Of course with you.”
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Lego Ed and Stede in snow threatening to swallow them
“This fuckin’ stuff again? The hell?”
“I know, darling. After a taste of spring, it’s brutal.”
“Gonna need So. Many. Cuddles. Just saying.”
*smiles broadly* “Not a problem.”
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Lego Ed and Stede in front of two Lego roses
“I know it’s not that fancy a romantic getaway, darling, but—“
“This? Perfect.”
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Lego Ed and Stede on top of a spiky yellow flower that I should probably know what it is but I don’t
“This foliage is extra insane, even for you, babe.”
“Yes! Isn’t it fab?”
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Lego Ed and Stede by a fuzzy blanket and a pillow
“What should we do today, darling?”
“Don’t have much in me, babe, if I’m honest.”
“Would you like me just to sit with you?”
“Yeah. That’d be nice.”
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(First posted on the birdsite Jan 2024. Felt like the right time to bring it back)
Lego Ed and Stede on a Tortas Frontera menu
“I have a feeling unwise decisions are about to be made.”
“Yeah, but can you blame them?”
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Sorry not sorry 😅
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Lego Ed and Stede by the window of an Amtrak train
“You all right, darling?”
“Mmhmm. Just taking in the sights.”
“But you’re not even looking out the window!”
“Mmm. Said what I said.”
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Lego Ed and Stede at Chicago’s Union Station
“This place is quite grand, isn’t it, darling?”
“Yeah. S’impressive enough.”
…
“Still no chandeliers, though.”
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Lego Ed and Stede holding hands on a restaurant table
“Another journey, huh, babe?”
“Yes indeed. A nice place to stop for lunch, don’t you think?”
“Pretty nice. Not enough chandeliers, though.”
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Lego Ed and Stede perched among some Lego plum blossoms
“Like how your shirt matches the flowers, babe.”
“Oh, this…well, I suppose it’s not that new a thing anymore, is it?”
“Still looks great.
…
Like it better on the floor of the inn, though.”
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First vs last ofmd art of 2025! Quote with yours!
I’m counting #LegoEdandStede as art so there 😤❤️
Lego Ed and Stede in a Christmas tree seated near a Mountie ornament
“What is it they say? ACAB, isn’t it?”
“Well, at least he’s Canadian.”
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(Happy Heated Rivalry Eve to those who celebrate!)
Lego Ed and Stede near a small clothespin sailor ornament holding semaphore flags
“Just a couple bad words, yeah?”
*giggles* “All right, darling. You win this time. Let’s just not get caught!”
“We’re ex-pirates. They could never.”
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(Merry Christmas if you celebrate. Happy Thursday if you don’t!)
Lego Ed and Stede in front of an iPad showing Shane and Ilya from Heated Rivalry kissing
“Have to say, darling. I’m pretty hooked on this show.”
“Why? All the butts?”
“No! The romance!
…okay, and also the butts.”
𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘨𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘦
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