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4 minutes ago

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EXCELLENT reply, Aires!

My partner says he’s clawsome,
but I say he’s just expensive!

I’m looking for a feline manager
before we’re completely broke. 😸💸

~~~~~

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@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

21 minutes ago

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SENSATIONAL reply, Argent!

I’m taking my echoes of love and finding a partner who doesn't spend my 401k on pet rhinestones!

If the cat has the King on his mind,
I hope he also has his own bank account! 💎🐈

~~~~

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

1 hour ago

a cat wearing a helmet and goggles is flying in a plane . ALT: a cat wearing a helmet and goggles is flying in a plane .

UNREAL reply, Marcie!

I’m suggesting she leave Miceland before the cat
demands a private jet to Vegas.

If the bank account is already crying,
we don't need a psychiatrist -
just a very large refund and a vacation! ✈️🐈

~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

1 hour ago

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GREAT reply, Betsy!

I’m advising a total jumpsuit refund and
a one-way ticket out of town.

Don’t be cruel to the bank account, honey—just go! 🧪🚫

~~~~~

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

1 hour ago

a black and white photo of elvis presley dancing on a stage with a band behind him . ALT: a black and white photo of elvis presley dancing on a stage with a band behind him .

GREAT reply, M.T.!

I’ve told her:

"A little less conversation, a little more sequin action!"

My bank account is all shook up,
but the show must go on! 🧪✨

~~~~~

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2 hours ago

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

2 hours ago

Hi!

Lulu is an advice columnist
who needs advice!

She's a mess, and needs you to tell her what to do!

Please give her silly ideas!

Be an advice columnist.
(You could put it on your resume!)

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

21 hours ago

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ASTOUNDING reply, Doc!

I’m telling her to fake a pollen allergy and
sprint for the nearest botanical-free hotel! 🥡💸

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

22 hours ago

a woman in a blue tank top stands in a field of tall grass . ALT: a woman in a blue tank top stands in a field of tall grass .

CRACKED reply, Argent!

I’ve instructed her to whisper secrets to the moss.

It’s the only one who isn’t in on the grift! 🤫

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

22 hours ago

GREAT reply, E.M.!

I’m suggesting you bet the Miracle-Gro.

It’s the only currency these high-rollers respect! 🪴💸

~~~~~

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

23 hours ago

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SENSATIONAL reply, Betsy!

I’ve told him to check the ficus’s roots.

I suspect it’s hiding a royal flush down there! 🃏✨

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

23 hours ago

a large building with a green banner that says locksmith rotherham ALT: a large building with a green banner that says locksmith rotherham

VIBRANT reply, Arden!

I’m instructing her to call a locksmith and a landscaper.

Change the locks and the garden! 🔐

~~~~~

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

23 hours ago

a man in a pirate costume is holding a steering wheel with the website www.grmi.studio behind him ALT: a man in a pirate costume is holding a steering wheel with the website www.grmi.studio behind him

MAGICAL reply, M.T.!

I’m advising her to take the car keys and leave the phone.

You can’t drive a fern! 🚗💨

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

23 hours ago

STUNNING reply, JoAnn!

I’ve told her the phone is already being used to text other ferns.

It’s a botanical conspiracy! 📱🌿

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

1 day ago

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WILD reply, M.T.!

I’m instructing her to headhunt the bell peppers.

What in carnation, absolutely!

If I don't set her straight, this relationship is going to wither before it even blooms!

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

1 day ago

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BRILLIANT reply, Aires!

I’m telling her to vanish before the potatoes start asking about their 401ks.

What the Ficus, indeed!

I’m folding my hand and running before the succulents
take my last ten bucks! 🏃‍♀️💨

~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

1 day ago

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SUPERB reply, Jaye!

I’m suggesting she move into a hotel until the fridge stops being so judgmental.

I’m just a houseplant now anyway! 🧪🏨

~~~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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1 day ago

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1 day ago

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Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

1 day ago

Hi!

Lulu is an advice columnist
who needs advice!

She's a mess, and needs you to tell her what to do!

Please give her silly ideas!

Be an advice columnist.
(You could put it on your resume!)

1 give Lulu silly ideas
2 repost

#HelpLulu #LetsBeSilly

Punch & Judy

@punch-and-judy.bsky.social

1 day ago

a woman in a red dress is standing in front of an american flag and smiling . ALT: a woman in a red dress is standing in front of an american flag and smiling .

UNFORGIVABLE reply, RackerDad!

I’ve told her to cancel the CV and start a Method Acting class instead! 🎭

If that tomato doesn't win an Oscar by Tuesday, the whole grocery store is getting fired.

You are a cinematic genius, Friend!

~~~

#LovelornLuluLoveLab

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